Okay, before I start, I’ll admit that this is my own fault.
My dog’s a Labrador retriever. Smart. His drive to retrieve is so strong, it’s scary.
One day, about a year ago, I’m bored. I decide to teach the dog to bring me a beer from the refrigerator. I tie a rag to the door handle and start training him.
It works. He goes to the kitchen, opens the fridge door, brings me a bottle of beer, goes back, and closes the door. Swear to god, it took me about 15 minutes to train him. (I don’t claim any special dog-training talent. It’s the dog. If it involves retrieving, he picks it up right away.)
No one believes me. Great party trick. Always a hit. I should have bet money against the doubters.
(Mods, the GQ is coming.)
I figure that I’m safe from dog-food-theft if I remove the rag. After all, dogs don’t have hands, and without the rag, there’s really nothing for him to grab with his teeth.
Fast-forward to this week. I’m putting in some long hours at work. Even though I do have a dog walker, the dog’s being left alone longer than he’s used to. Dinner’s been late. (Dog is confined to the kitchen during the day.)
Couple of days ago, I get home, the fridge door is open. Bag of hash browns (the kind you don’t freeze) is on the floor, near the dog-bed. Isn’t open, but has a tooth mark or two. Crosses my mind that he opened the foor, but conclude it’s impossible. I figure I left the door ajar. I decide to be more careful.
Tonight, the door’s open again. Same hashbrown bag is on the floor again, unopened. But a block of Stilton is gone, with shredded plasticwrap on the floor. No way of denying it now. My dog can open my fridge. Shit. (There’s no other practical place to confine him during the day.)
Here’s the question: Does anyone know if someone makes a child-safety lock that can be installed on a fridge door without drilling holes in it? Because I need one.