My dog is the smartest dog ever!

[Velma]

I miss the puppy smell! Usually my dog still smells pretty darn ok for a dog, but currently she smells faintly of skunk.

Sometimes I think my dog is too smart for her own good. She is always finding new ways to get in trouble, and if you scold her she sasses back, complains, and sighs heavily. I think she’s in her ‘teen’ years right now. I swear the other day she rolled her eyes at me.

[alice_in_wonderland]

Ok, now I’m doing the new mumma freek out, imagining Voltaire escaping from the kitchen and flinging himself of the balconey, or somehow getting into the bunny cage and starting a fight, or howling the whole day away until I get nasty notes from the neighbours and have to muzzle him.

Gah! Thank God he’s not a child, I’m sure I would colapse from stress!