“Resistance is floor tile!” - Linoleum of Borg
Stop me before I joke again
Note to self: Think long and hard about letting vunderbob anywhere near the house, ever…
vunderbob, you may not know this, darlin’, but I’m the resident pun-master here. I usually only dig them out when I’m sulking, but I can’t let your little gems pass without a reply. Prepare yourself for pun-heaven:
Vanguard - A person who protects trucks.
The truck driver passed his mountain driving skills test. He was pleased to have made the grade.
If a spider is in a cornfield, does she make cob webs?
Warehouse - A building that grows fangs and fur every full moon, and bites people.
I took a beer bottle to the recycling center, but they wouldn’t take it.
They said: “This is the pint of no return.”
Had enough? <evil he-he-he laugh>