Ding, dong the witch is dead!!!
I opened the newspaper this morning and saw that my ex-mother-in-law had died. After looking to see what killed the bitch (it didn’t say), my first thought was, “Whatever it was, I hope it hurt a lot.”
May you burn in hell for all the nasty things you did to me when I was too young and “un-formed” to understand personal boundaries and defend myself. And fuck your step-son for letting you do it.
While I’m at it, fuck the whole family. You all said you hated her behind her back, but acted all lovey-dovey to her face. Blame your father, that weak, ineffectual bastard for bringing her into the house. Now that she’s dead, I bet you all cry great big crocodile tears at her funeral and say what a wonderful woman she was.
The good thing about hypocrites is you can always count on them.
I hope your fat ass is sizzling from hellfire as we speak…