my favorite humanist/rationalist/anti-religious quotes

What are some of your favorite pro-science/atheist/secularist/rationalist quotes?

Below are some of mine. I enjoy collecting quotes that succinctly and elegantly express what happen to be my own conclusions on matters pertaining to religion, science, and culture. Many of these, but by no means all, come from two magnificent books: Richard Dawkins’ The God Delusion, and Jon Krakauer’s Under the Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith. I highly recommend these.

As I’ve stated numerous times before, I’m an atheist (a formerly devout fundamentalist/Evangelical Christian). In recent years my hostility towards religion in general, as a phenomenon and institution, has steadily grown. At this stage, I might be reasonably classified as an “anti-theist” (or to use the pop term du jour, a “new atheist”).*

*Obviously I would NEVER advocate for any forcible oppression of religious groups or practices, in any way, anytime, anywhere. I’m too much of a humanist for that. I do NOT believe that we should try to “stamp out” religion through any means other than civil discourse.


“When I became convinced that the universe is natural, that all the ghosts and gods are myths, there entered into my brain, into my soul, into every drop of my blood the sense, the feeling, the joy of freedom. The walls of my prison crumbled and fell. The dungeon was flooded with light and all the bolts and bars and manacles became dust. I was no longer a servant, a serf, or a slave. There was for me no master in all the wide world, not even in infinite space. I was free–free to think, to express my thoughts–free to live my own ideal, free to live for myself and those I loved, free to use all my faculties, all my senses, free to spread imagination’s wings, free to investigate, to guess and dream and hope, free to judge and determine for myself…I was free! I stood erect and fearlessly, joyously faced all worlds.”

–Robert G. Ingersoll

“You do not need the bible to justify love, but no better tool has been invented to justify hate.”

–Richard A. Weatherwax

“God is ‘mysterious’ only when skeptics ask difficult questions. The rest of the time believers are cheerily confident of their knowledge. That’s a good deal too convenient.”

–Ophelia Benson

“Theology is ignorance with wings.”

–Sam Harris

“Rise from your knees; cease your mindless murmurs to a god who does not exist or, at best, does not care; and accept the world as it actually is. There is learning to do, there are discoveries to be made and there is knowledge to win. The blackness has not yet fully lifted, but we can only strive for greater illumination when we clutch science as, as Carl Sagan might have said, our candle in the dark.”

–Dan Ferrisi

“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players (i.e., everybody), to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.”

–Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

“The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie–deliberate, contrived, and dishonest–but the myth - persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic.”

–John F. Kennedy

“The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.”

–George Bernard Shaw

“Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it, too?”

–Douglas Adams

“When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.”

–Robert M. Pirsig

“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all of fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”

–Richard Dawkins

“The Christian God is a being of terrific character–cruel, vindictive, capricious and unjust.”

–Thomas Jefferson

“Reason is the greatest enemy that faith has; it never comes to the aid of spiritual things, but more frequently than not struggles against the divine Word, treating with contempt all that emanates from God.”

–Martin Luther

“Whoever wants to be a Christian should tear the eyes out of his reason. […] Reason should be destroyed in all Christians.”

–Martin Luther

“Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.”

–Oscar Wilde

“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.”

–Albert Einstein

“People say we need religion when what they really mean is we need police.”

–HL Mencken

“God and Country are an unbeatable team; they break all records for oppression and bloodshed.”

–Luis Buñuel

“Politics has slain its thousands, but religion has slain its tens of thousands.”

–Sean O’Casey

“Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you’d have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, it takes religion.”

–Steven Weinberg

“Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.”

–Blaise Pascal

“Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.”

–Napoleon Bonaparte

“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.”

–Seneca the Younger

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”

–Voltaire

“As a means of motivating people to be cruel or inhumane–as a means of inciting evil, to borrow the vocabulary of the devout–there may be no more potent force than religion.”

–Jon Krakauer

“Faith is the very antithesis of reason, injudiciousness a crucial component of spiritual devotion. […] All religious belief is a function of nonrational faith. And faith, by its very definition, tends to be impervious to intellectual argument or academic criticism.”

–Jon Krakauer

“Those who would assail The Book of Mormon should bear in mind that its veracity is no more dubious than the veracity of the Bible, say, or the Qur’an, or the sacred texts of most other religions. The latter texts simply enjoy the considerable advantage of having made their public debut in the shadowy recesses of the ancient past, and are thus much harder to refute.”

–Jon Krakauer

“You find as you look around the world that every single bit of progress in humane feeling, every improvement in the criminal law, every step toward the diminution of war, every step toward better treatment of the colored races, or every mitigation of slavery, every moral progress that there has been in the world, has been consistently opposed by the organized churches of the world. […] I regard [religion] as a disease born of fear and as a source of untold misery to the human race.”

–Bertrand Russell

A couple of quotes from Karl Popper:

And, long but quotable, and IMHO very true, Popper’s Paradox of Tolerance:

The one that influenced me the most (symbolically, perhaps) -

When asked if she believed in God,

“Of course not.”

Ayn Rand, Playboy interview, 1963 I think.

Roddy

I really like those Popper quotes, Apollyon. Thanks. Gonna add 'em to the stack.

“The individual human mind. In a child’s power to master the multiplication table, there is more sanctity than in all your shouted “amens” and “holy holies” and “hosannas.” An idea is a greater monument than a cathedral. And the advance of man’s knowledge is a greater miracle than all the sticks turned to snakes or the parting of the waters.”

from “Inherit the Wind.”

My favorites;

“Civilization will not attain perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest.” – Émile Zola

“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods, you’ll understand why I dismiss yours.” – Steven Roberts

“Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.” – Diderot

The Quotable Athiest

“Faith is believing what you know ain’t so.”
-Mark Twain

"I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good … if a Christian voted for Clinton, he sinned against God. It’s that simple. Our goal is a Christian nation. We have a biblical duty, we are called by God to conquer this country… " - former leader of Operation Rescue Randall Terry, although he didn’t mean it to be antireligious.
“I would rather you commit suicide than have you leave Love In Action wanting to return to the gay lifestyle. In a physical death you could still have a spiritual resurrection; whereas, returning to homosexuality you are yielding yourself to a spiritual death from which there is no recovery.” --The Final Indoctrination from John Smid, Director, Love In Action (LIA); another unintentionally anti-religious quote.
“I have examined all the known superstitions of the world, and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology. Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned. What has been the effect of this coercion? To make one half the world fools and the other half hypocrites” - Thomas Jefferson
“We must question the story logic of an all-knowing, all-powerful God. Who creates faulty human beings and then blames them for his own mistakes.”-Gene Roddenberry

“Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon, than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness, that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and, for my own part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel.” - Thomas Paine
"It forms a strong presumption against all supernatural and miraculous relations, that they are observed chiefly to abound among ignorant and barbarous nations;or if a civilized people has ever given admission to any of them, that people will be found to have received them from ignorant and barbarous ancestors.

The Christian religion not only was at first attended with miracles, but even at this day cannot be believed by any reasonable person without one." - David Hume

“Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told…Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man living in the sky, who watches everything you do, every minute of ever day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these 10 things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever, 'til the end of time. But he loves you…and he needs money. ” - George Carlin
“If the only thing standing in the way of you raping, stealing, and murdering people is an intangible parent figure threatening you with eternal hell, it is you who are immoral, not me. A developmental psychologist named Kohlberg devised six different stages of morality, and you must be stuck on level one: Obedience and Punishment Orientation. Usually people outgrow this during childhood, but some people are still stuck on it.”
“One is often told that it is a very wrong thing to attack religion, because religion makes men virtuous. So I am told; I have not noticed it… You find this curious fact, that the more intense has been the religion of any period and the more profound has been the dogmatic belief, the greater has been the cruelty and the worse has been the state of affairs.” - Bertrand Russell
“If there is a God who will damn his children forever, I would rather go to hell than to go to heaven and keep the society of such an infamous tyrant. I make my choice now. I despise that doctrine. It has covered the cheeks of this world with tears. It has polluted the hearts of children, and poisoned the imaginations of men. It has been a constant pain, a perpetual terror to every good man and woman and child. It has filled the good with horror and with fear; but it has had no effect upon the infamous and base. It has wrung the hearts of the tender, it has furrowed the cheeks of the good. This doctrine never should be preached again. What right have you, sir, Mr. clergyman, you, minister of the gospel to stand at the portals of the tomb, at the vestibule of eternity, and fill the future with horror and with fear? I do not believe this doctrine, neither do you. If you did, you could not sleep one moment. Any man who believes it, and has within his breast a decent, throbbing heart, will go insane. A man who believes that doctrine and does not go insane has the heart of a snake and the conscience of a hyena.” – Robert G. Ingersoll
“Faith is powerful enough to immunize people against all appeals to pity, to forgiveness, to decent human feelings. It even immunizes them against fear, if they honestly believe that a martyr’s death will send them straight to heaven. What a weapon! Religious faith deserves a chapter to itself in the annals of war technology, on an even footing with the longbow, the warhorse, the tank and the hydrogen bomb.” - Richard Dawkins, ‘The Blind Watchmaker’
Sir Arthur Clarke: “Religion is the most malevolent of all mind viruses.”
Euthyphro’s Dilemma :
If you believe that the God you worship is moral you are faced with a choice: Is God moral because he is God and everything he does is good by definition, or are ‘moral’ actions moral because of some intrinsic property or facet they posess?

If you believe the former then for God Himself there is no difference between right and wrong, the words themselves have no meaning, and it is no longer a significant statement to say that God is good because he can change what ‘Good’ is in the blink of his ethereal eye. Adherents to this particular theological formulation therefore have to admit that God is quite literally amoral and if God isn’t moral then religion can’t be linked to morality.

If you believe the latter, then you have to admit that good and evil are concepts that are logically anterior to God and, therefore, one can be moral without being religious.

“Creationists make it sound as though a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.” --Isaac Asimov
God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made everyone happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice and invented hell; mouths mercy and invented hell; mouths Golden Rules, and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man’s acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship him! - Mark Twain
"I never understood these people who, when faced with the fact that scientific knowledge is incomplete, prefer religious explanations. If you find a $10 bill in you sofa and cannot find out how it came there, do you assume God placed it there? "
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
- Epicurus

Ha; I have the last two of those in my signature.

Ah, yes. The Quotable Athiest, indeed. scoots glasses up on my nose as I crack open the ol’ paper back

Joseph Campbell: “Mythology is what we call someone else’s religion.”

Gene Roddenberry: “We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing, all-powerful God, who creates faulty humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.”

W.E.B. Dubois: “The theology of the average colored church is basing itself far too much upon ‘hell and damnation’. … Our present method of periodic revival [involves] the hiring of professional and loud mouthed evangelists and reducing people to a state of frenzy or unconsciousness.”

Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) : “No efficiency. No accountability. I tell you, it’s a lousy way to run a universe.”

And although Neil DeGrasse Tyson wasn’t quoted in the book, I do love his quote:

"“I want to put on the table, not why 85% of the members of the National Academy of Sciences reject God, I want to know why 15% of the National Academy don’t.”

My favorite quote of all time though, is the one quoted by Der Trish…the Epicurus quote. That quote actually did stop me in my tracks as a pre-teen Christian. I couldn’t figure that riddle out, but more telling, I couldn’t find anyone who could.

I love freethinker quotes, and some of these I haven’t heard from and are quite good, so will add them to my collection as well. Thanks all. A small part from my collection:

Why should I allow that same God to tell me how to raise my kids, who had to drown His own?" - Robert G. Ingersoll

Eskimo: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?”
Priest: “No, not if you did not know.”
Eskimo: “Then why did you tell me?” --Annie Dillard

We were told that faith could remove mountains, but no one believed it; we are now told that the atomic bomb can remove mountains, and everyone believes it.—Bertrand Russell

Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. --Ashley Montague

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.–annonymous

If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little Electric Chairs around their necks instead of crosses. [Lenny Bruce]

I distrust those people who know so well what God wants because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. Susan B Anthony

Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God’s infinite love.—Bill Hicks

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered. Victor J. Stenger

“‘Would you tax God?’ asks a defender of church tax exemption. Well, if there were a God he should be able to pay his own way and support his own business. If not, then he should do like other business men and close up shop.” [E. Haldeman-Julius, “The Church Is a Burden, Not a Benefit, In Social Life”]

One might be asked “How can you prove that a god does not exist?” One can only reply that it is scarcely necessary to disprove what has never been proved." David A. Spitz

Power corrupts; Absolute power corrupts absolutely; God is all-powerful. Draw your own conclusions. –anonymous

If forgiveness is divine, why is there a hell?—anonymous

You’ll never find a dead Christian in a foxhole who didn’t pray.—anonymous

Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going? --anonymous

Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church.—anonymous

Christian: I’ll pray for you. Atheist: Then I’ll think for both of us.–anonymous

If you speak the truth, have one foot in the stirrup. ~ Turkish proverb

God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom? –anonymous

Without God, life is everything-anonymous

Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.-- ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

http://homepage.a5.com/~canska/quotes/ Large selection of quotes from freethinkers.

http://nogodzone.blogspot.com/2006/06/mark-twain-on-bible-and-religion.html

http://www.chrisbeach.co.uk/viewQuotes.php?QuotePage=1

These are AWESOME! Thanks a bunch; I’ve added them to my list.

Oh, and just to overtly brag: David Hume was my 10th great uncle. Jus’ sayin’. :smiley:

Excellent thread - I have nothing to add, but will be creating a list for all of these. Good stuff!

“Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.” -Buddha

"Believing there is no God means the suffering I’ve seen in my family, and indeed all the suffering in the world, isn’t caused by an omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent force that isn’t bothered to help or is just testing us, but rather something we all may be able to help others with in the future. No God means the possibility of less suffering in the future.

Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have."

  • Penn Jillette, from his This I Believe essay

You already have the one that sprang to mind - Douglas Adams’s garden quote. So I’ll give you this one from him:

“Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ‘This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in, fits me rather neatly, doesn’t it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!’ This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it’s still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything’s going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.”

'Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

  • the Buddha

ETA: Damn it, Rhodes, I failed to refresh the page before posting. Well, it’s a good quote, worthy of being read twice.

Upon reading this, I wondered whether Luther had really said it, and in what context, and whether it really reflected his true views on reason. For anyone else who’s curious, I found a good answer here.
As for this thread in general, I wonder whether it constitutes “witnessing” and, as such, belongs in Great Debates.

I actually wondered about this, too, as Dawkins does from time to time (inadvertently) engage in a bit of quote mining.

But after reading through the website you found, I don’t think the context changes much of anything. Luther was talking about “fallen” reason (ie, secular reason, devoid of faith); so is Dawkins. So I think Dawkins’ use of the quote stands as a good illustration that to Luther, anything other than “Christian reason” is indeed the enemy of faith.

(Thanks for finding that, btw.)
This thread as “witnessing”? To whom? It is no such thing. It is just my attempt to share great rationalist/secularist quotes with others who share these Weltenschauungen. < I might’ve misspelled that.

Religion corrupts all that is good from God.

God is a prick – Bill Maher