My final plea for reason to the jack booted thug who rules this forum (a parody)

[Ferrous]

*Originally posted by pbrtallboy *
**Google language tools, anyone? **

Google doesn’t do Latin. But it will lead you to someone who does. I’ll give it a shot…

QuickLatin translates the first paragraph as:

Now now the nisl, the carriages it, to the sacrificial feast/meals bravo, suitable and, the fear. But but how nor he/she/it was to the mat of rushes the fringilla. For that the elit. Into of the crime he/she/it is but 1001. The filled kidney-bean of the ugly laoreetus. No requiring to be drank. Aenean bravo by the bow. While nor by the bow it he/she/it undertakes no you soften. But of the maur. No beating, the fear and the tincidunt will bestow, the daylit pure basin/tank/tub the accumsan, but of the consectetuerus the maur the wisus and is. Mauris some no but the shepherd’s crooks. The no earth the torturer, the eleifend bravo, the placerat even, sometimes but, I free. The sicknesses the cats. Lorem itself I am hew/chop into shaped may be he/she/it may love, the consectetuer the adipiscing the elit. Some suitable the filled masters.

All clear now?

[Gaudere]

Well, I know what I’m using for the greek text for my next design project now!

[Morbo]

LOL!!! That was classic. Reading it aloud, I started having Dragonslayer flashbacks.

[sub]“Lorem Ipsum” was almost my user name here. I am the reason you can still see this text when you Preview a Template in PowerPoint. Everybody hates it…except me. :)[/sub]

[Bryan_Ekers]

You mispelled “Quisqae”, you ignorant fuck.

[Scarlett67]

I know of one lorem ipsum generator in the Internet; I’m sure there are others.

Regarding the OP:

[RedDevil]

*Originally posted by elucidator *
**I believe there is a minor error in declension in paragraph 3.

Or, as Cato the Elder said, upon entering a Japanese restaraunt that specialized in dangerous, carnivorous eels:

Oh, tempura!. Oh, morays! **

Heh! I liked that.

[elucidator]

In tres partes, omnia Gallia divisa jo momma.

[elucidator]

Due to a hamster induced error, my last post would seem to be a surly reply to a complimentary, and rather perceptive, post by some silly ass limey, er, that is, the esteemed and notable RedDevil. As it is the mark of a gentleman never to be unintentionally rude, I regret the misplacement.

Post fucked, ergo impropter hoc.

[RedDevil]

Oh, I don’t know, elucidator; I almost wouldn’t mind that insult. It’s ridiculously funny! More, please!

[TwistofFate]

Lib, I hate to say it, but a parody ceases to be funny when you alienate your entire audience.

[TwistofFate]

BTW, I know it is corrupt latin, but only after asking someone who knows latin. It wasn’t that funny.

[Tir_Tinuviel]

http://www.lipsum.com/

[Esprix]

My God, it’s full of stars…

Esprix

[lno]

V3n1, v1d1, v1c1?

I came, I saw, I 0wned j00?

[Celyn]

Quantum ill canis in fenestra est?

Very very funny! Thanks.

btw folks, Do you also see this often in opticians’ shops in your various countries? Although it was written/desinged as nonsense Latin for some kind of printing test.

[ultrafilter]

*Originally posted by Dooku *
"Lorem Ipsum" was almost my user name here. I am the reason you can still see this text when you Preview a Template in PowerPoint. Everybody hates it…except me.

I always thought it was kinda cute.

[Shodan]

Libertarian -

Oo-yay ack-cray ee-may up-hay.

Ee-ray ards-gay,
O-shay on-day

[Miller]

Since no one else seems to have noticed this, I want to thank Lib for finally including a link to the subject of one of his parodies. Thanks, Lib, it’s quite a help.

Also, (once someone had explained it to me) I thought this thread was quite funny.

[PunditLisa]

Et tu, Brutus.

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

Stercus, stercus, stercus, moriturus sum!