My final plea for reason to the jack booted thug who rules this forum (a parody)

This page has some interesting variations on the standard text in the last several paragraphs.

Is anyone else thinking of Winona Ryder in Mermaids? "Dominoes and biscuits . . . uranium . . . potassium . . . "

Dammit, there is NO place for Latin on these boards!

…Latin users are just way too pretentious.

Speaking of Latin…

I’m reminded of what Julius Caesar said to Cleopatra.

Veni, veni, veni.

Sic semper tyrannis!! E pluribus Unum!! Solamente uno, por favor!! Je m’apelle Oswald!!

So THERE!

Tripler
Damn. Where the fuck is my Klingon Dictionary? :mad:

Tripler,

tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh ‘a’?

Do’Ha’.

Great OP, Libertarian.

Bwah-Haahahahahaha…!

I need a pair of jackboots.

Res ipsa non sequitur.

I even went to the trouble of emailing this to myself for my Latin class tomorrow so my prof could get a good laugh, and then I realized something:

There is no word (that I can recall, anyway) that EVER ends in G in latin in the context above. There’s also no word “nisl” (again, that I can recall) and the list doesn’t end there.

There are some latin words (at, ad, nunc, erit, and others), and there are probably a few genuine latin phrases in there. But if you were to translate the valid latin out of that, my guess is that it would be a whole bucketful of prepositional phrases and verb clauses and meaningless crap.

But then this is the first latin I’ve seen that isn’t “Ecce! In pictura est puella, nomine Claudia.” since 1998, so maybe I’m a bit off.

So that would be “Ick! This is a picture of that hairy Claudia!”

nomine=nominal.

fauline=hairy.

Slight difference;)

[sub]JOKE! KIDDING! GAH! You people need to lighten up![/sub]

This may sounds stupid, but now I’m really really curious as to what this says, if it actually says anything.

I don’t think it says anything.

But I don’t know enough latin.

Grrrrr…

Isn’t this a post from Justhink?:smiley:

Nope. The obligatory misspellings and reference to suicide are missing.

And it is too short - and much more readily comprehensible.