My Financial Planner can kill you thirty five ways!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So, I’m reading a web link from my bank on a sponsored newsletter to provide financial planning advice for members. Heavily military membership, so the references to soldierly stuff are pretty predictable. But here is a cute little thirty something soccer mom looking lady in a small picture, and blurbs about her publishing record. Pretty standard stuff. She does publish in Stars and Stripes, and is a reserve Lt. Colonel in Air Defense Artillery . . . . . and . . . “She also is Airborne, Air Assault, and Canadian Airborne qualified”

Damn Skippy, Colonel mam!

Accountants. Go figure.

Tris

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I personally believe that I could rule the world if I had an evil accountant army.

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You might want to think about seeking out another financial planner. My understanding is that Airborne Rangers jump from planes, reason being, they ain’t got no goddamn brains.

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…thirtyy six if you count Financial Planning

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