My first edicts as Regent of All About Which I Care

[Doctor_Jackson]

@Gatopescado

I compost in a cement mixer. Makes turning the pile as simple as plugging it in.

Fighting the hypothetical will earn the guilty party an extra 30 days.

@Oakminster

Sorry dude. I still have the keys to Skald the Rhymer’s secret lair. I’ll be sending the assassin-bots AND the flying monkeys after you. Nothing personal. I just have a thing against alleged supreme ruler types that aren’t me.

I am only Supreme over those things about which I care, which are relatively few (and few relatives as well). You can have the rest, 'cause I don’t care. And your monkeys need a haircut.

@Tee

Bureaucrats. :rolleyes:

Damn straight!

@Shoeless

So what about people who drink all the coffee, don’t make a new pot, AND don’t turn off the warmer, causing the carafe to overheat and explode?

@Hopeful_Crow

Oh, great and powerful SIR, do you care about litter? If so, would you please issue a decree that all offenders be made to crawl on hands and knees along a busy street, picking up litter with their mouths for no less than six months? As your humble servant, I beseech thee.

Again, those are things about which you apparently care. you’ll have to promote yourself to SIROATTYCANO and handle miscreants in your own way.

[Doctor_Jackson]

@Nava

Purview.

Typos and unintended spelling mistakes may be pointed out but shall not be punished. Those who purposefully misspell or misuse punctuations marks shall be made to wash graffiti off walls and other surfaces, preferably under bad weather conditions.

Since you showed great wisdom in not suggesting I be punished for the error of my spell check, I will let you slide. Spell check programmers, OTOH, shall be forced back to the days of quills and parchment where they will be compelled to hand write a complete list of every similar word in the English language and their meaning. Ten thousand times.