Congratulations, Tony just married an anime heroine <3. Just let him know to keep heavy blunt objects out of her reach ^_^.
Does she have pigtails?
I’m not sure it’s possible for it to be worse.
Does he still have his balls attached? If he does, I’d say that he got off lightly. And he shouldn’t expect to have sex (with her, at any rate) for about another year and a half. I sure as hell didn’t feel like having sex when I was pregnant, or for a while after I was pregnant, and I hadn’t been mortally insulted by my husband.
Tell him, after a heartfelt apology, why not tonight?
That’s a different stereotype, though. When a husband says something like that, it’s because Guys Are Dumb. When a MIL says something like that, it’s because Mothers-In-Law Are Evil.
The “doing it badly” part shouldn’t be difficult at all, what I don’t know is whether he’ll be able to learn from it.
When they got married, Middlebro could cook (nothing fancy, but it was good and healthy as far as student meals go) and his wife couldn’t, since her mother is one of those women who can’t tolerate the presence of other people in their kitchens. He bought her a cookbook that explained everything: it even explains how to crack an egg properly!
Your friend needs one like that, TP, but for himself so he can learn to cook, not to give to her. If he gives it to her now, she’ll be justified in turning him into chile con carne.
I’d be suprised if there werent a married man on the planet that hasnt been in a similar situation. If an idiot like me can be married for 27 years, I think Tony has the smarts to smooth things over.