We had a platonic relationship, and your a beautiful girl. Then you made advances. And Im just a man who could’nt resist. Then we did the nasty, then all of a sudden you stopped calling, and talking to me. The only thing I was looking for was friendship the firstplace. Now I like you more.
sluut…
Will corn be served?
What about the finest linens imported from Egypt?
Will anyone be freaked-wild?
Daaaaaaamnnnnnnn!
Smoove out!
Tony fucked a slu-ut.
Tony fucked a slu-ut.
You sure it didn’t happen the other way around? It usually works the other way.
He only has to unfuck her and things will be back to normal.
if Tony fucked a slut … what did the slut that fucked Tony, fuck?
Tony’s slut fucked a horn dog, of course.
For a serious answer, perhaps she is embarrassed and worried about what you think and feel. Not everyone handles relationships in the most mature manner. Have you tried calling her?
Have to second what NoClueBoy said. Maybe she got all weirded out by taking the platonic relationship to a new level, and isn’t handling it well. Talk to her.
roflmao
You’re a beautiful girl.
NOT “your a beautiful girl.”
YOU’RE as in you are.
Why, oh why, is that so goddamn fucking HARD for people?
Oh and yes, she’s a slut.
For millions of years guys have been out thought, out done, outmanoeuvred. You’d think that by now we’d at least ‘get’ the rules of the game, maybe even occasionally win a round or two. But no, it’s like the Little Big Horn every bloody time.
Ain’t nature grand!
She wont talk to me.
Maybe you weren’t as hot in the sack as she would have liked.
Did you do “the move”? If you did it wrong, that’s why, slut.
Wait one cotton-picking minute here - she’s a slut , and he’s blaming her for all this, because he agreed to have sex with her?!? Last time I checked, it takes two to have heterosexual sex - unless she actually raped you,
Mr. ITakeNoResponsibilityForMyActions, you are every bit as much to blame as she is for this situation. I just hope the people in this thread calling her a slut are just foolin’ around and I’m being whooshed.
True… Montana is now the name of a mini-van, so maybe she freaked out and thought she was screwing a soccer mom.
You should tell her your new name is Tony GTO. Or something.
At least she’s not a “bitch”
Maybe she was only friends with you for one thing. Since you gave it up to her, she’s lost interest.
Oh wait, that’s us guys, isn’t it…?
Why? So she can think she was screwing a guy going through a mid-life crisis?