signs she's a ho

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Background: We went out for 1mo,she claimed to be “falling for me” one day then suddenly ran off with another the next.

Ok girls you can substitute ‘she’ for ‘he’. Yeah I know guys can be ho’s too.And by all means feel free to add

  1. Her myspace page has pics of her drunkenly biting and kissing 3 different guys at “the club”. (She proudly showed me these pics and has them on display in her room,she’s freakin 36 GROW UP!)

2)You catch her red-handed composing a flirty email/message on an online dating site. The same site you met her on.

3)She’s constantly on myspace (she also composed a mssg to a random guy there saying: “I saw your myspace,youre yummy. I hope you dont mind girls who bite” He gave her his cell #. She left her mypace mailbox open on her laptop in bed next to me and yes I did peek at it)

4)She always leaves to the garage to ‘smoke cigs’ and also make secretive phone calls she obviously doesnt want me to hear.Also sends/recieves texts that she very obviously didnt want me to see.

5)On the second date your at her place sexing her within 15min. Our first date was only like 1-1/2 or 2hrs tops.

6)We go out to ‘Target’ to shop and she runs into a one night stand.That was in San Jose a city of 974,000 people

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So how many of these were you willing to overlook because she was willing to fuck you? Surely you noticed one of these clues before the end of your month together.

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You let her sex you on the second date? You slut!

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Remember to always use a condom.

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7)On second “date”, has sex with one of your friends within 4 hours of meeting him.

8)Has sex with two of your friends within 24 hours of meeting them.

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In other words, only an epic slut would have low enough standards to have sex with a person such as yourself?

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Yeah I shoulda said no.But she took me on the grand tour of her house.The tour ended in her room on her bed.She twisted my arm I tells :dubious:

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That was my thought. Sounds like she wasn’t the only ho in that ‘relationship’.

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Ok I can be a slut a too at times.But I was trying to overlook her behaviour and when I was with her she had all my attention. She on the otherhand was always ‘on the make’,with someone. Regardless of me being there.

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She’s 36, how old are you?

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Epic Slut = 21st level slut?

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When she would call wanting to see me my brain would scream: “noo stay away,she’s bad news” Mr happy would say " WOOOO YEAH!"

Sadly I went with mr happys voice…

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Hell man I can be a slut ALL the time.

Just email me her address, I’m not a picky man :stuck_out_tongue:

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Signs that he’s a deluded doormat:

  1. Her myspace page has pics of her drunkenly biting and kissing 3 different guys at “the club”. (She proudly showed me these pics and has them on display in her room,she’s freakin 36 GROW UP!)

2)You catch her red-handed composing a flirty email/message on an online dating site. The same site you met her on.

3)She’s constantly on myspace (she also composed a mssg to a random guy there saying: “I saw your myspace,youre yummy. I hope you dont mind girls who bite” He gave her his cell #. She left her mypace mailbox open on her laptop in bed next to me and yes I did peek at it)

4)She always leaves to the garage to ‘smoke cigs’ and also make secretive phone calls she obviously doesnt want me to hear.Also sends/recieves texts that she very obviously didnt want me to see.

5)On the second date your at her place sexing her within 15min. Our first date was only like 1-1/2 or 2hrs tops.

6)We go out to ‘Target’ to shop and she runs into a one night stand.That was in San Jose a city of 974,000 people

7) He stays with her, and seems shocked and surprised when she runs off with another guy.

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And I do expect flames for this thread

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I can’t speak for Tony, but before I was married…all of them.

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No I tried to address this but missed the window. I wasnt shocked at all.I even told her that this was something shed probably do. Thing is I almost started to believe in her

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Oh and by the by I KNOW Im a fuckin meathead this doesnt need to be pointed out constantly.

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You should see the bonus feats…
ARGH! THE GEEK! IT BUUUUURNS! :stuck_out_tongue:

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GM: Did you have a condom on your equipment list?

Player: No, why?

GM: Make a DC 26 Fortitude saving throw.