Fried Dough Ho Needs to Go

In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last year, allow me to let you know that Fried Dough Ho is a raging bitch that should have been banned long ago.

And believe it or not, I don’t really give a shit about her obvious made-up life that includes multiple dating partners who later decided they’d rather live as women, several millionaires (and at least one billionaire) and a gaggle of other gentlemen that prove Fried Dough Ho is obviously one smokin’ hot bi-atch. :rolleyes:

No, what she did today is accuse Cisco of being a kiddie diddler for watching porn. That’s bad enough, but oh, it gets better.

Link to original thread for reference: It seems Tawnee Stone may have died [she's alive- ed. title] - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board

Cisco, being a rational sort, blows his top at the insulting insinuation. A mod then comes along and warns Cisco, leaving Fried Dough Ho alone (side note: Ellen Cherry is a jerk as a person). This causes our resident Ho to get all smug and tell Cisco that he should be ashamed of himself for watching porn.

It is at this point that I feel I should point out that Fried Dough Ho watches a lot of porn herself.

So yeah. Our girl here is a Hypocritical… Bitchy… Annoying… Internet Tough Guy… Ho.

I think that about covers it.

Well, I thought the most classless thing she said in that thread was this:

Well, it’s only a porn star - it’s not like it was an actual person or anything.

As I read it, she implied he should be ashamed for watching underage porn, not porn in general. So whether she watches porn doesn’t make her a hypocrite unless you can prove she watches underage porn also.

I actually thought that was one of the milder things she said. I took it as her needling Cisco about acting offended that someone made fun of his porn habits.

That’s a pretty common jab, but the part she didn’t realize is that he got pissed over being called a pedophile, which is going way the fuck over the line.

Except Cisco doesn’t watch underaged porn and she knows it.

How do I know she knows it? Because her “eternally 19” gimmick was referenced right in the OP. And someone as experienced with porn as Fried Dough Ho is should know that anyone claiming to be 19 in a porn is probably closer to 29 in real life.

Sorry, I think you’re off base here. Two hours before you posted this, FDH apologized for the error of thinking that the porn star in question might have been under-age when making some of the material that the OP in that thread was referencing (post #26). That apology seemed to me sincere.

In fact, FDH never accused him of actual sexual contact with an underage person. She said that if the person the OP was watching was underage, he should be ashamed of himself. Here is the exact quote:

Cisco’s over-the-top response, on the other hand, fully deserved the modding he got. My first reaction on reading it was along the lines of “protesting too much”.
Roddy

That thread went pear-shaped really quickly. FDH’s post was ill-advised, but the response from the OP was a bit much.

Joe

I just want to say that hos and donuts are two of my favorite things.

On a side note, if some ho invented a donut you could dip in beer and still taste good, I’d marry that ho. Then we’d watch “barely legal” porn together.

I dunno, the fact that it was essentially a memorial thread colored my opinion.

Well, I don’t think Fried Dough Ho needs to go ( heh ). I haven’t noticed her as being a particularly egregious poster before, though I think I’ve mostly seen her chiming in in foodie threads so maybe I’ve missed something. And Cisco did kind of overreact for the forum he was in and deserved an admonition to tone it down or take it to the Pit. But FDH does deserve the pitting.

I don’t blame Cisco at all for being annoyed. FDH insinuation was out of line and really rather silly. Even if Cisco hadn’t mentioned her bogus age in the OP, I can’t see why any savvy person would believe that a.) a porn website dedicated to a young look would be representing her true age and b.) that ANY commercial porn website would dare use an underage model in this day and age. Let alone that they would have been doing so for years, since she was a pre-teen :eek: . I’ll be charitable and chalk it up to just a brainfart on FDH’s part, but it was a bad one and deserves a little slap down.

The comment Zsofia noted was also a little unpleasant. But what also caught my eye was conflating “Tawnee Stone” with pre-teen anything.

Far as I can tell from this Lightspeed University set-up, she wasn’t even being marketed as your standard ridiculously pig-tailed faux-young-teen, so much as a mostly ( entirely? ) softcore fantasy college coed. And really that is about as innocuous as internet porn gets. The accusation that she was involved in anything “pre-teen” seems a little bizarre, unless there is something I’m missing.

So in summary FDH fucked up, Cisco lost his cool but understandably so, no FDH doesn’t deserve a banning over this, but yes she did deserve to get called out.

ETA: Changed eleven to pre-teen. I thought Cisco had mentioned 8 years, but maybe not.

She went over the line, but so did Cisco, and he fully deserved the warning.

each one of her “apologies” was followed by a light insult. she needs to apologize for real, no strings attached.

also, your link to her liking porn no worky

My irritation was greatly enhanced by the fact that Fried Dough Ho’s insinuation was directly contradicted in the OP, which she admittedly couldn’t be bothered to read before farting in the thread.

How was the response “over the top”? He didn’t insult her; he just used the word “fuck” a lot.

Exactly- where as suggesting that someone wants to fuck children is pretty insulting and over the top.

I could forgive the Ho’s initial turd if she’d responded reasonably after having been pointed to read the fucking OP. She could have said, say: “Woops! Shit, sorry. I missed that line in the OP.”

Instead what she responded with was: “Woops! Shit, sorry. I missed that line in the OP. Btw wtf are you getting so worked up over a fucking whore for? She’s fucking scum and I think your use of foul language really demonstrates how ungentlemanly you are. lol l8r!”

Thanks for starting this thread. I considered it. FDH’s threadshitting was inexcusable as was her accuasation and bullshit “apology”. She was the one who should have been to told to dial it back.

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I didn’t really interpret it that way. I mean, if you replaced the word “porn star” with actress or reality TV show star, does it sound bad? I just interpreted it as this is sort of a light topic–hardly current events. Like if someone got angry about Snooki’s good name.

Sorry. I guess there’s no way to save searches. It’s a search for the word “porn” in threads posted in by Fried Dough Ho.