Nah, you’re just an idiot, not flameworthy. 
Let it be a lesson to you, Grasshopper. Think with your brain, not with your dick.
Oh, and have yourself checked for STDs so you don’t end up like this → :eek:
In this case I would recommend two or three condoms.
I’m not sure why this is in The Pit, but it’s cracking me up. Is this satire? (Oh, never mind, I just saw the comment about the flames. btw, were you looking for flames? Did you know the flames were coming when you were doing it?)
So you admit that you’re a slut as well, but you’re complaining about her being one? Isn’t that a match?
Reading a little further, you seem to be upset that she didn’t give you her full attention when you were together. Did she give you her full attention when you were sexing her? Or was she texting at the time? If she was, that might say more about you than her.
Oh, and just saw this. . . this thread is blazing along.
So what is this thread about? If you know you’re the one in the wrong, why do you need to denigrate her?
And just a general comment, not necessarily pointed at Tony Montana. . . why does that happen so often here? Men know they’re doing the wrong thing and then blame the woman for doing what they can see they’ve already been doing?
Yeah, you’re the retarded one here, Tony. There were obvious signs from the get-go that she wasn’t looking for an exclusive relationship, yet you silently went along with it and ended up pissed off that she didn’t behave like you wanted. Tips for the future:
- If you expect exclusivity with a sexual partner, open your yap and say so at the outset.
- If you do this, and catch them chasing other guys within a few weeks of starting to date, save yourself time and heartache and go find someone else.
- If you decide to stick around anyway for the sex, recognize that you made a conscious choice to do that and don’t blame the woman when you end up jealous or pissed off.
Bonus tip: don’t bitch at women for having sex on the second date. Retard.
You almost started to believe in her. Believe what in her? Her BJ skills? That she was a slut? That you were too? You’re 38 years old, you were about the 200th guy that she fucked, but you somehow though you were so special that she’d turn into Sandra Dee for you? Dude, you need to get over this “I’ll fix her” mentality.
Follow this man to FREEDOM!
Look back at the good times. You’ll always have that time together on the king size bed in the furntiture showroom.
Says the Epic Nerd! 
-Joe, 23rd level Dork
If Mr. Brain is saying no, and Mr. Happy is saying yes, then just separate sex and emotion. I had that figured out when I was half your age. 
Actually, the way I read it was that Tony was doing the wild thing on the first date. It was just that he didn’t have to put any effort at all into trying to get the ho to bump uglies by the second date.
Reading between the lines, looking at his location field and noticing the obvious anger he has towards Joe and Hannah’s brother- I think maybe Giraffe shops at Target.
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With feats such as Epic Slut Cleave, which allows her to basically fuck entire armies, as she can take a free 5’ move after spreading for each of them.
Thanks, to Giraffe also.I actually need to hear this … :smack:
Word.
Ways you can tell Tony Montana is a slut/ho:
- He dates a girl who has a MySpace page showing pics of her drunkenly biting and kissing 3 different guys at “the club” yet doesn’t say anything about it, because, as we all know, he might not get laid if he does.
2)He catches her red-handed composing a flirty email/message on the same online dating site he met her on, yet doesn’t say or do anything about it lest he not have a booty call for the weekend.
3)He realizes that she’s constantly on MySpace, and rather then being an adult and talking about it, he snoops in her messages when she isn’t around.
4)Although he has suspicions about her ‘always leaving to the garage to ‘smoke cigs’ and make secretive phone calls’, he doesn’t confront her, because, well, then she might not sleep with him.
5)On the second date he has sex with her within 15min. On the first date he had sex with her within 2 hours (I would say I hope they used protection, but, tbh, they both probably have the same diseases already).
6)When on a visit to ‘Target’ to shop they run into one of her one night stands, yet he still doesn’t do anything about it. GUESS WHY?!
- Blames his behavior on ‘Mr. Happy’ while happily calling HER a slut and pitting her rather then taking a look in the mirror.
- She takes money and provides sex in return.
…and isn’t married to you. 
I did confront her and,pathetically,I was delusional.
Sounds like 3rd edition. I prefer the gold box, myself, especially when talking about sluts.
Reminds me of a joke my father told me in an attempt to dissuade me when I was fifteen and hopelessly smitten with this adorable young woman who worked for him. He asked if I’d heard the story about the farm boy in who’d fallen in love with one of the local beauties? His father warned him to be careful - that she’d been to bed with every guy in town. The boy’s response? “Well, daddy, at least it’s a small town!”
He then pointed out to me that ours was a pretty big town.
Ah, good ol’ Pop…Gotta love 'im! 