But when you get to demigod status is being a slut really a challenge? After you’ve acquired The Cock of Vecna, the Holy Avenging Diaphragm and the Pill of Seven Parts its really just going through the motions.
Y’know… I’m gaming tomorrow… I need to know what the pre-reqs for this are… 
The expected state for man is slut, so we don’t even really have a name for that condition, only for the absence of it. The expected state for a woman is the Virgin Mary, which is why we have so many fun little expressions having to do with her coochie and use thereof, including ways to destroy cherries, endless synonyms for ‘prostitute’, and nice little euphemisms about tunnel widening.
That reminds me… excuse me while I go “hit the plane.”
Don’t forget Rapid Slut, which allows the slut to fuck one additional guy per turn.
You get that in the prestige class Raging Whore.
Lighten up, Tony, we’ve all been there. There comes a period in every man’s life when he would let Mr. Happy lead him over the moat of boiling lava, past the booby traps, over the trap door, and into the giant cave troll’s lair if the troll is a chick and there’s a chance she’ll fuck him before she bites his head off like he was a horny lollipop.
I had my period of “I’m going out with a total slut, but she loves me and I can cha-a-a-a-ange her” phase in college. The longest three days of my life outside of basic training were the three I waited for the results of the HIV test after the hard truth came out. I had to drive in for the results, and I spent the time in the car and office just, well, reminiscing about the good times we had and the passion of youth and just how good *were * the condoms they handed out in the health center. Why did she have to choose them just for the flavor? Could they make condoms that tasted like peppermint and were reliable? (Back then, I was pissed off. Now, I look in the bathroom mirror every morning and just marvel that any girl this side of Helen Keller could have ever looked at me and thought “Yeah, I’d hit it.” )
Now go find yourself a nice serious-minded girl who isn’t going to give you something that makes Mr. Happy grow eyes and a mouth and start complaining about the view from your crotch.
But you fucked her anyway, didn’t you? 
I would have.
I like to look at the positive side of things…at least it only lasted a month and you didn’t end up married to her.
Meanwhile, I’d have to say that at the very least she’s rude and inconsiderate. Sure, play the field if there’s no agreement of monogamy but e-mailing other guys when she’s with you? Texting and calling other guys when she’s with you? That’s just shitty behavior.
Lighten up on Tony; he isn’t the first good hearted, innocent kind of guy to be taken in by a seemingly good woman; I’m sure she told him she loved him and would marry him and I’m sure she promised she would continue to respect him. She probably got him drunk, too.
She did indeed introduce me to the joys of manhood. 
But Dad was right and she flittered away soon after, leaving only fond (and grateful) memories behind. I smile when I think of her to this very day.
Word.
And, now I have that mental image in my brain, it’s quite possible I may never have sex or play D&D again … thank you so much for eliminating both of those mutually exclusive options.
In addition to flames you should also expect some burning when you pee.
Dude, I need a new tagline. May I?
Any woman who enjoys biting men gets crossed off my list pronto. I don’t care how drunk I am.
Someone call the guys at the Discovery Channel… sounds like a perfect bite for their next documentary on the praying mantis.
And she got to meet your little friend.
That’s ok. Glad to do it!
…is that with or without having to choose ‘Position Specialization’?
Oh, great. Thanks to this thread, I’m going to have The Offspring’s “Self Esteem” going through my head all day.
LMAO at this thread.
Signs that she’s a ho…she does the splits and your best friend’s class ring falls out of her crack.
The levels/labels (21st level slut etc.) are a mystery to me. Someone should design a system of merit (demerit?) badges like the scouts have to establish a hierarchy. For the ho and slut, things like a “bj in a crowded movie theater” or a “spring break choo choo” patch would help distinguish the rising stars from the dilettantes. And we need to separate the lesser dweebs from the uber dorks etc. but that can wait. JMO.