Be my guest. May I recommend the Ethan Allen collection?
Thanks-see how cute it is?
Very similar story for me with the girl who introduced me to the mysteries - she was quite experienced, I (needless to say) was not. it was fun, there was no emotional connection.
kinda wish I hadn’t been caught by my grandfather whilst going at it, however (or at least got caught after that 4th nut!)! That was a fairly amazing amount of anger and disgust aimed at me from my grandfather and took me a hell of a long time to live down, if I ever did before he died several years ago! Grandma actually saved me - she told my grandfather to take some responsibility because he introduced us and knew what she was like, being a small town and all!
Good times, good times…
Tony Montana - you’re a bit of an idiot, and hopefully have learned a lesson, and hopefully used a condom. But I kinda doubt you’ve learned anything and you’ll find another chick just like this ho next week and do the exact same thing.
Aw, I just woke my wife up by laughing too loudly. Thanks, pal! 
Many a man has had his eye on a woman who has screwed every man in town, and still he doesn’t want to be the only one who didn’t tag her. 
Keep that number handy sir, she’s PRIMO drunken booty call material once you’re over her … and you’ll feel better having banged her then giving her the 'yeah I have to get up early in the morning … thanks for coming over," talk.
Was she at least good in bed … if so well then that’s something …
Wow, how the hell did you fight her off? Seriously, your man-slut proviso aside, there’s obviously a double standard at work here.
maybe she found out she was pregnant with ur demon seed and ran far away from the looser that u r!! And make no mistake u r a LOOSER. Happy early Fathers Day!!
“I don’t do this often!” she said, as the credit-card machine fell out of her purse.
Just a note, folks: this thread is two years old.
She told me “Today’s special is free installation”.
Three.
Just saying.
Yeah, and while I usually don’t mind zombie threads, I really don’t like it when I see posts by Santo Rugger and get my hopes up, then notice it’s a zombie thread. 
two years old or not Tony Montana is still a fuckin LOOSER!!!
We don’t hold with your fancy mathing around here.
On a scale of one to 10, how big a loser is someone who repeatedly mis-spells “loser” (one being cool, 10 being not cool)?
I imagine the chick is looser.
laken911, you signed up six months ago. Did it take you this long to write those posts?
Look what Tony Montana figured out in only one month!
Wish I could say that. Argh.
Another sign she’s a ho:
Less than a week after you’ve separated you’re informed by a confidant that she has a profile up on plentyoffish. Her profile claims that she’s divorced. Her profile pic is from your wedding reception.