Why the fuck did you do that to me girl?

Because you have a tiny penis.

I know I was. The OP was a hoot to me because (a) this happens all the time, but usually (as Shagnasty points out) the other way around, (b) anyone who calls someone a slut for doing the exact same thing as they did is a hypocrite, and © “slut” is a bizarre, ridiculous, stupid word that brands the speaker as kind of an arse.

So from me the OP gets zero sympathy and some scorn.

NCB I think I fell.

JJim I’m not a slut I’m a whore there’s a difference…

She paid you? What you moaning about for then? Or were you short-changed? Get onto your pimp about it.

It could have been worse; I was originally going to suggest a Pinto.

It 's your breath…and your freaky man titties.

Maybe she just didn’t like it when you said to her:

“…say hello to my little friend!”

sorry, the commercial is stuck in my head, and I couldn’t resist

Sounds like she made her conquest, and having done that she decided to move on. Both sexes do that.

What is your definition of the difference between a slut and a whore?

Astro I paid alot for those pec implants, and regarding my breath I have this little problem called halitosis.

I get it. You thought the beautiful was moving into a new phase, perhaps even SO, and now she’s acting like maybe she’s freaked about that and you’re hurt.

Understandable.

Unfortunately, I have no real answers. I’ve been in the same boat, from both sides.* It bites either way.

Go out of town this weekend. Ski, camp, bowl, walk around museums, whatever floats your boat. Might help ease your tension.

*No, not both sexes. Being both the non caller and the non callee…

Based on this thread Tony, I think we’re going to have a lot of trouble working out which particular reason was the deciding factor in her not wanting to see you again.

Tony, the same damn thing happened to me once. 15 years ago.

I now call that slut my wife.

I think it was the goggles and snorkle you were wearing at the time…

I would but the back of my hand hurts.

Man I hate the way the word “slut” is thrown around.

On the other hand, it’s helpful for the ladies to know that Tony Montana (izzat a porn star moniker or what?) is, in his own words, “Im just a man who could’nt resist.” Stay out the kitchen, ladies, or you WILL get burnt.

Your Windsong stays on my mind…

She’s probably just embarrassed. She’ll start talking to you eventually. Oh, but she probably won’t like being called “slut” :d

sluts do it for free don’t they? a whore gets paid each & everyday (true playa way) or dey pimp beats they non paying ass. (Oxford English Dictionary)

Tony Canyonero

pauly t, his pimp hand is strong…

I’m not sure why, but I feel a compulsion to point out that homosexual sex requires two people, too.

(Unless masturbation is homosexual sex, in which case we’re all gay, incestuous, and bizarre. I know I don’t think about myself that way - but maybe I’m in the minority. When I look in the mirror, I don’t say: “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?” I wouldn’t say that even if I believed in astrology. If they cloned me I wouldn’t be attracted to myself. Heck, if they cloned me and made me female I still wouldn’t be attracted to fem-me, mainly because that’d be just wrong, and I can’t imagine what sort of birth defects would arise from the fruits of such a coupling. Then again, I am from Kentucky, and this very well might be the natural culmination of some Appalachian tendencies that I’ve heard have achieved some popularity.)

Last time I checked, it takes one to have monosexual sex …

I got $20 that says she shows up on your doorstep in 8 months claiming it’s your kid.