Really? Wow, me too. Except replace “15” with “5.” And replace “my” with “someone else’s.”
God but you’re a fucking idiot.
When people type, they usually sort of talk in their heads and type what they hear. Your and You’re sound exaclty the same in your head, so lots of times people mess it up and then either don’t proofread or don’t catch it on a profread (probably because they are once again reading it out loud in their heads).
So, the OP probably knows the difference between the two words and he made a simple mistake.
The real question is why you get so upset just because you see a grammar mistake on a freaking message board. You act like the OP has somehow polluted your brain or something. You’re the one with the problem, asshat.
Maybe I should fuck her; and then dump her!
and then you could catch her on the rebound!!
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on second though, maybe not.
'Cuz once you go ‘Grizzly’, it makes you all fa-shizz-ly.
…and the GrizzWife would not be too keen on that idea.
What comes around goes around I suppose,the karma train ran my ass right the fuck over.
Funny, they sound different in my head.
As for Tony Montana, I think you’re both sluts. So there. 
Blame it on the rain.
Allow me to get this straight…
You are good friends with a beautiful girl. Ok.
Beautiful girl made advances towards you. All riiiight…
You didn’t resist. (Can’t imagine why… ) Ok.
Now, you think she’s a slut for having sex with a good friend who didn’t resist. No, that’s not right…
And you wonder why she won’t talk to you?
Ok, if you want the friendship back, call her up (or preferably meet her) and say, “Hey, I haven’t heard from you in a while, is something wrong?” Don’t lie to her, don’t worry about being embarrassed and don’t worry about getting your feelings hurt. If you really want the friendship back, you’ll have to take that risk.
But ONLY try to get the friendship back if you don’t think she’s a slut. Two of my best friends are male; one I’m dating and one I’m not. If either one of them, even the one I’m not dating, thought I was a slut, that would be the END of hearing from me, for good.
~M
Lemme get this straight. She came on to you and you went along with it just like that; she screwed you and then ditched you, apparently having no further interest in you, and she’s a slut?
Look, if you’re the one who wants more out of a relationship than the physical, it’s up to you to establish that.
Maybe she just didn’t respect you very much the next morning.
slut.
Much as I hate to sound old fashioned, if she’s not even talking to you might it be worth writing a long letter outlining your view of the situation? With, you know, pen and paper?
I think thats it.
Thats what I was thinking. It feels like she just used me, I was watching her moving in my direction,and that made my head swell. Then she was gone, and thats what hurts
You should tell her the following:
Or perhaps:
I think either of these would be perfect.
She’s gone…
If you do this, you also have to use one of those big quill fountain pens. And dress up ordinary words with extra e’s, to give it a real old-timey flavor (e.g. condomme and fucke).
Shizzle my nizzle, fo’ shizzle!
F_X
she obviously doesn’t want to buy you a Christmas present, after Christmas she’ll be back than she will dump you again before Valentines day than you will be in the clear till your birthday
FX: That sounds off tha heezy fo sheezy!
YOU RAWK, lieu!!!
And stop that “shizzle” crapola, RIGHT NOW!!
Astro-I haven’t been onthese boards in like 6 months, and you still have the power to crack me up in the first post I read.
(Wait…it was Astro, wasn’t it?
Well, some funny Doper with an A name, anyway.
Tony You know, you could pretend that she called you today.
And left a message.
No, make that 2 messages.
Plus proof of another attempt on caller id.
I believe that doing so will activate the backpeddle ingredient in your testosterone, so by morning you won’t give a shit about her anymore…
This is fucking awesome. Can I PLEASE have it for a sig?