Ooh, I just got a kinky liittle sort cut with spiky, poofy bits all over today! I love it so far. Of course, I haven’t had to style it myself yet. The hairdresser used a round brush and made it curle upwards and sideways with the blowdryer. I look so chic! As she said “Your hair’s so THICK! And it can’t decide whether it’s straight, wavy, or curly.” I like my hair, but it’s damn’ hard to find a style that will accomodate all my hair.
I can’t shave my head because I have this ugly-ass mole. Otherwise, it would be pretty cool.
Girlfriend, listen to me. I’ve got your problem solved for good. I was in your shoes once, I was born with straight hair that became big and curly. What I highly suggest you do is look into the Yuko System. That is the Japanese straightening method that everyone is talking about. Take a look at www.phitenusa.com/yukosystem
for a list of salons all over the country that offer this. This will make your life SO MUCH EASIER! It won’t damage your hair, in fact it will improve the health of your hair, and make it look a million times better. It’s like plastic surgery for your hair without the risk. Also, it will flatten it miracuously, instead of the triangle look, you’ll have the straight-as-a board look, like Jennifer Aniston. I’ve been having this done since 1991 and have it done twice a year on the new regrowth. It is expensive (I pay $220), but even for a frugal person like me, it’s a bargain, because the cost makes up for the other associated expenses of battling big hair, such as frequent hair cuts, thinning, expensive flattening products, being late to work because of bad hair days, etc. Since more and more places are offering it, I predict the cost will gradually go down. And if you get bored with your straight Jennifer Aniston look, the good part is you can still curl it and puff it up a little, it just won’t be huge anymore.
Another related method is the Bio-Ionic process. My 45 year old cousin had this done with a similarly great result.
So promise me that you’ll look check this out for yourself. Then just do it! You’ll be so glad you did and no longer ready to chop off your hair.
No, **Alice, ** you were Infomercialed. The only thing lacking was the host…the one who doesn’t know anything about the product at hand, and follows the Demonstrator Of Product around oohing and aahing and squealing with amazement and delight at the Miracles The Product Has Wrought.
I really think sixseven was just trying to tell you what worked for her. If you’d been spammed, it would have said something like “ALICE IN WONDERLAND ENLARGE YOUR PENIS SAFELY AND NATURALLY!”
Since, in my experience, spam has yet to have anything to do with anything I’ve ever done. (Or would want to do, or would have the necessary equipment to do…)
i actually had to switch stylist this week (old one is now too far away, and i’ve been seeing her since i was 14 )
anyway, the new one did something to my thick somewhat frizzy hair called texturizing <sp>
whe took what seemed like a straight razor and threaded it through sections of my hair and pulled it through, and the hair fell off! well, not all of it, it’s still past my shoulders, but my frizz is SO much better! you would think this would look, well, gappy, but it doesn’t. i love it. it feels so much better. i think all that hair was giving me scalp problems (not dandruff, but itchy scalp). it’s embarrassing to always be itching, um, scratching, my head.
** Worse, when I tilt my head up, the shape of my face and jawline makes my whole head look like a penis. This had been pointed out to me at horribly inopportune moments.**
Now my cats are looking at me like I’m insane because I am cracking up laughing at this. I guess I am easily amused early in the AM when I have too much sugar (thanks to chocolate coated sugar bombs in my cereal).
(Or would want to do, or would have the necessary equipment to do…)
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