My hair looks great, but I have this urge to clean myself with my tongue

While in the shower yesterday, I noticed that I had no shampoo. I also knew that this meant I had not bought any on my last trip to the store. So, what’s a guy to do when he needs to clean his hair but has no shampoo around?

He uses the dog shampoo that is within reach. It’s a nifty orange color and it promotes a healthy coat so I figure what’s the worst that can happen. It apparently works quite well on fleas and ticks, which sure seems a whole lot better than having extra proteins or amino acids like some of those human shampoos.

Men use shampoo? News to me. Mr. Athena usually uses a bar of soap on his head.