I was going to take a break from work earlier this evening. I work on the third floor, and was going to the first floor. I got on the elevator, pushed “1” and watched as the doors closed.
Then nothing happened. Hmm, that’s odd, thinks I.
I checked that I’d pushed the correct button. Yep.
I checked that I was on the floor I thought I was on. Yep, still 3.
I pushed “3,” thinking maybe it would say, “Oh! Here we are!” and open up. Nothing.
I pushed “Door Open.” Nothing.
Shiver.
I said a very rude word out loud. That, too, was no help.
I realized I didn’t have my cell phone. I briefly considered pushing the alarm button, just to see what it sounded like, but I figured it would be pretty loud in the elevator.
I remembered those telephones! Opened up the little box, and there was a phone, one of the old rotary kind with an actual dial on it. Picked it up: dial tone. Yes!
Realized I had no idea what the number for security was.
Considered calling 911, but that would have been seriously embarrassing.
Then I noticed a little note taped there, with not just one but TWO numbers to call for security. I got two digits into dialing, and…
The elevator started moving. It took me to the first floor without incident.
The entire horrible, traumatic experience probably took about a minute.
Hold me.