I can’t compose a real cool rant the way some of you can. But I’m going to tell you about my troubles anyway.
On March 6, as I was walking from my apartment to my car, I managed to find a rare patch of ice. I slipped and I fell.
As I laid on the parking lot, a neighbor came over and tried to help me back to my feet. I somehow sensed that I shouldn’t try to stand and I let him help me drag myself to the grass instead. This revealed that I had a problem with my left ankle. Laying on my back, I bent my knee and placed my foot on the ground to test it. It was clearly broken. I decided to stay on the ground and call 911. My cell phone was suddenly worth all the money it cost. The ambulance and paramedics arrived in amazing speed. I was surprised at how carefully the paramedics removed my shoe. I would have happily kicked it off with other foot had they asked, but two of them worked for over a minute on it. Then they cut away my sock and my pants leg. The crowd that had gathered reacted in horror to the sight. My foot did not really even look like a foot.
They zipped me into the hospital. On the way the asked me if I wanted anything for pain. Oddly enough, my foot did not hurt very much so I declined. At the hospital, they sent me to x-ray. Here we noticed what appeared to be a bone fragment sticking though my foot. The x-rays showed that that tibia was broken into three pieces. The fibula was badly shattered. I would need surgery to reassemble this mess.
But a broken foot isn’t what I want to complain about. I am writing to complain about my medical care. Before I start, I do want to say that I encountered some caring and helpful people along the way. But I am here to write about the morons who made a horrible situation much worse than it needed to be.
First, I arrived at the hospital at about 9:30 am. The surgeon would not operate until 7:30 pm. I was very thirsty and I pleaded for something to drink. I can understand that a glass of water is out of the question, but a 4" by 4" bandage soaked in water has been given to me in the past under similiar conditions. Even this was denied to me. My doctors later confirmed that the soaked bandage would have been harmless. This is the most minor issue in my complaint, but it did bother me and it a bad start to my hospital stay.
My surgery was finished at about 11:30 pm. My HMO felt that an ankle fracture deserved only an overnight stay in the hospital. Thus they wanted me discharged less than 12 hours after the surgery was completed. My surgeon told me he wanted me to stay for 2 weeks so he started fighting with them on this issue. I had 14 screws, two plates, and 35 staples in my leg. It is simply amazing that the HMO wants to paint all ankle fractures with a single brush.
The day after the surgery I was getting morphine via IV. The gizmo gave me 2 mg each hour automatically. Also I had a button to push that would give me 2 mg with each push. They told me that if this wasn’t working, they would up it to 5 mg. Well, I tried it for a few hours, but the pain was increasing, so I asked for the higher dosage. This involved reprogramming the gizmo. They blew it and instead shut off the morphine. And the shift changed just as this happened. The new nurse confirmed that the morphine had been shut off and assured me that this was intentional. It took me 3 hours to get this reversed. By this time I was in agony. Now imagine if they had pulled this stunt on a mentally handicapped person who couldn’t fight the decision. Shutting off the morphine drip hours after surgery and then insisting that this is normal is an incredible error.
I’m not a doctor, but I believe that sleep is a useful thing to someone recovering from surgery. My nurses did not agree and every time, day or night, that I dozed off they would awaken me. The usual reason was to ask me a question. Typical questions: when was your surgery? how much water did you drink yesterday? who is your doctor? which foot was it? (Yes, only one foot was wrapped in bandages and elevated.) As near as I could tell, rather than writing anything down, they would simply ask me whenever they wanted to know anything. Sleep deprivation therapy…another amazing problem. Also I think that hospital staff should take some notes. Waking me in the middle of the night to inquire about when my surgery occurred is crazy.
I was awakened one morning by a nurse who wanted to know if I could stand. I would stand on my good foot to use the urinal, so I said yes. She then told me to go into the bathroom and wash myself off. This violated everything that physical therapist and surgeon had been telling me. But I was on drugs and I figured that things had changed so I attempted to comply. I disconnected my air hose…it wouldn’t reach. I saw no easy way to disconnect the IV, but it rolled. I did have a walker and had taken a few steps, but I had a physical therapist and a nurse when I had done it. By the time I reached the bathroom I saw that it had no bath, only a sink and a toilet. Worse, my walker would not fit into the room. I jumped into the tiny room, with my good foot and washed myself as best I could. But I couldn’t finish because I was getting too dizzy to stand. Somehow I made back to my bed. The nurse who started this did not remain in the room to offer any help. I dislodged me IV tube on the way back resulting in quite a bit of blood running down my hand. It took about an hour for another nurse to get this squared away. After this, I closed my eyes but was not asleep as I tried to quell my anger. I was shaken by a third nurse who wanted to know how I had gotten so much water on the bathroom floor. I am shocked that I was asked to bathe myself by a nurse who didn’t even stay around to see I could succeed. It would also help if the bathrooms in the orthopedic ward were handicapped accessible.
By this time I had so little faith in the care I was getting at the hospital that I sided with the HMO and demanded to be be released. My surgeon couldn’t fight us both so I got my wish. First, I was pumped up with extra pain killers for the trip home. Then I was loaded onto a stretcher and taken by ambulance to my apartment. They set my walker outside my apartment door, got me standing beside it, wished me luck, and said good-bye. I discovered that my landlord had entered the apartment and had locked the deadbolt. I only lock the deadbolt when I am home, so I rarely have to deal with it. It took me several minutes to figure out how to open that door. I just barely made it to my chair before I collapsed. I think that the ambulance service should have helped me inside. But somehow it was fitting end to my stay in the hospital.
That is my rant. I ask you to understand that I usually hang out in General Questions. So I apologize for sticking to the facts and not saying “fuck” a lot and stuff like that. I’m afraid that this is the best I could do.