My "Invention"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I belong to this site called Send Earnings dot com, and every now and then they’ll send me an e-mail and ask me to go to a certain website and they pay me two cents for it (I know it’s chump change, but I do it when I’m bored and because when I get to $30.00, I’ll give that money to my humane society. Right now I’m at $22.00.)

But every now and then, they ask you to fill out a survey and then you can make more - like as high as two dollars.

Today, I was asked to go to a site that deals with new inventions, and I filled out a form and at the bottom they asked me what my invention is.

So I told 'em “fleshtone running shorts”, then in the next box they asked me to describe my invention and I wrote “novelty item”.

I just did it for shits and giggles really and because I can make $1.50 for the shelter.

I wonder if they’ll pay it?

Oh, yeah. At the end there was a shitload of legal stuff I had to read and then click to accept.

Quasi

2

A girlfriend from my high school days lived on an inland lake in northern Michigan. Her dad liked to waterski a bit after work, and had a tan-colored swimsuit. One evening while he was out skiing, his wife got a phone call from a neighbor. She got an earful from this biddie, who was complaining that her husband shouldn’t be out waterskiing in the nude, dammit, and next time he tried a stunt like this, she was calling the cops on his sorry, hippie nudist ass!!!