My keychain laser is the greatest purchase I have ever made

Laser pointer on a real foggy night is cool, also hit the signs on the interstate with one, it reallylights them up.

I loves me my green laser pointer. My newest schtick is to “flash to pass” the car in front of me driving 55 in the fast lane, then light up the “Slower Traffic Keep Right” sign with the pointer so they get the message.

As soon as my cat figured out I was doing it, she stopped chasing it around. But for a while, I could get her to make those odd growl-meow noises she makes when there’s a bird outside the window. rrrow-rrrow-rrrrr-rrrrow-rrrrow-rrrr.

Also loads of fun for sitting in my living room and shining into the eyes of drivers that go down my street. Kidding.

Hey, Ogre, it’s well established that the cat is smarter than me, you don’t need to rub it in.

Some day when I’m drunk I’ll tell you about how he stole my chair.