My Lap Will Be Empty

…because I have to send my laptop in to have it fixed.

So, while I’m gone, I’d like you all to save up all of your pithy, humorous, thought-provoking, intelligent and captivating comments until I get back. I don’t want to have to scroll through a bunch of things to see what I missed.

Seeing as you all are my closest, personal friends, I’m sure this isn’t too much to ask.

You’ll do this for me, won’t you?

Thanking you in advance.

Your best friend,


How 'bout if I do a massive C&P and email the entire mess to you? I’ll be sure and leave all the topic headers out. You can have a couple weeks of fun sorting it all out then.

“There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.”
~P.J. O’Rourke~