my latin class is going to be cancelled.

now, since i do not have the sheer skills of invective as of that of some members of this board, anyone who comes in is welcome to post their own brand of set-paper-on-fire-if-spoken-aloud obscenity strings. otherwise, i am putting only limited profanity in this OP.
the Blue Valley school district of Kansas City, for some reason, has been using a very inefficient method of tax distribution to it’s school systems. there might be a reason behind it, but i don’t know. the state uses a per student devision of finances, so the places where the money comes in from is not where it goes to. there are good reasons behind this, and this is not a rant about that.
what this is a rant about, however is the fact that the blue valley school system did not notice that it was running in a deficit for the last five years. it only now noticed, or at least, told anyone that it was going to run $7 million over budget and would have to cut a goodly number of programs. what really irks me about this is that my latin teacher learned that latin was a program that was prospectively going to be cut from the newspaper’s column on the subject. what irks me more is that noone even told her of the publicly open hearing for whether to keep latin in the elective curriculum until about two weeks before it was scheduled to occur. what irks me most is that apperently they gave my teacher a pay increase and (non binding) assurance of job security for three years at the end of last school year, though latin has apperently been on the “cut” agenda since january.

now, i’m not too sorry for my teacher. people with teaching degrees who can speak fluent latin are in high demand, and she was thinking of moving back to oklahoma anyway until they made her that offer at the start of the summer.

no, what i am angered at is that they have seriously fucked all the students who were planning on making latin their four year language.

you see, the school has a language requirement of two years minimum to graduate. i will meet that requirement at the end of this year, but, in addition to the graduation requirement, many colleges require four years of any single language at high school level to attend. with only two years, i and anyone else who was taking latin one, two or three will be screwed out of a four year set.

me and a few other people in my class are currently trying to organize an argument for at least a continuing latin series for those who were relying on it as their four year language. generally, it relies on facts like “the SAT scores of the average four-year latin student is thirty to forty points higher than those of other four-year language students, and nearly a hundred and sixty points higher than students who took no languages at all.” that was in chart form with numbers, but it is impossible to post a chart to the SDMB, so i couldn’t.
anyway, that’s my rant. if anyone has some choice invective to add, or maybe some helpful comments, please feel free to share. the brighter fire warms more.

Try ranting in Latin! I couldn’t find “felch” or any equivalent, but goat is “capra”, genitals is “genetalia”, to suck is “sugere”, morally filthy is “spurcus”, bastard is “nothus” and so on.

hmmm…

that’s a good idea!

give me a minute to finish my math and i will dig out my latin dictionary and start conjugating profanities!

You think cancelling Latin is bad? My university just cancelled the advanced Spanish class! Which I need for my Hispanic Studies minor! GAH! grumble

This looks like a job for Max Fischer!

I’m thinking the Latin teacher saw you coming and decided, “Sheesh, if he/she is going to start EVERY SINGLE PARAGRAPH with a lower-case letter, I’m out of here now!”

well, cancelling general language studies lower than HS spanish and french is on the agenda, too.
but it’s a lot less likley to go through.

p.s.

who’s max fischer?

Bobby’s brother?

Didn’t know you were in the BV district. My cousin is too. BVN perhaps. The one near 119th and Glenwood.

nope, i’m in the new Blue Valley West.

Should you feel the need for some Latin invective, this link offers some choice vocabulary.

Or read Martial… hmmm… am I corrupting innocent youth here? (Thinks back over saepiroth’s posts.) Well, perhaps not.

“My English text is chaste, and all licentious quotes are left in the decent obscurity of a learned language.” - Edward Gibbon.

Currently I am trying to find a roundabout way to say “Felch”.
This is the closes i’ve gotten…

Sugerebatis anusae amoram capris, irrumatori!

Literally, "You all from the anus of goats were sucking love, ones who recieves fellatio!

Or…

“You all felch goats, bastards!”

It’s not the most efficient way of saying it, but I’m a lot better at reading the language than I am at writing it… Same with english, I guess.

Damn Straight. Why lookie here at this.

I figure this might just be the ammo you need to get the powers that be to decide to reinstate Latin and drop something likeohhhhh …i dunno …woodwork?..instead

He saved Latin. What did YOU do?

[Robert Downey, Jr. voice]
Darn, there goes the whole dead languages motif!
[Robert Downey, Jr. voice]

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi

Of course Max was originally trying to KILL Latin.

latin is still a “dead language”, no matter how you look at it, so really, why cry over something that is already dead?

next someone is probably going to bitch that no one is speaking Cornish anymore, and, damnit, the language can’t evolve if no one speaks it…

at least latin has utility, in a certain sense. people need to realize that dead languages are dead for a reason.

Enh, Latin is overrated. I have not gotten one (not even ONE!) babe from my Latin studies. Fat lotta good it’s done me.

And the reason that Latin is dead?

Latin is dead for the same reason Old English is dead. It’s just really old. The language has evolved. Because the Roman Empire spanned a large geographical area, the language evolved differently in different areas (hence the romance languages).

And it may be that no one speaks it, but man, the vast body of literature, prose, poetry, theatre, history, and philosophy that we have inherited from the Romans could not be read without… Latin!

saepiroth, I don’t know many colleges that require 4 years of language (often it is “strongly recommended”), but if you could find a way to continue to study on your own, you could prepare for the AP Latin test. Scoring well on that would surely prove your language competancy, even more than just having credit for the same language for four years. Hey, if you want an online tutor-type person, drop me an e-mail. I’m a classical civilization major with aspirations to be a high school teacher, so theoretically I could be some help.

same reason as to why Cornish and Manx are dead languages. if no one speaks it actively, the language does not evolve, thus it dies. Now, of course Latin spawned a crapload of other languages which are quite active, but Latin itself is dead.