I’m not even supposed to be here today!
Nice cat. What’s his name?
Annoying customer.
Fuck you.
(I love that movie!)
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup, dammit
Ahhh… one of my favorite movies… Welcome to the Kevin Smith DVD club. 
“Making a guy cum is nothing. Insert somewhere close, preferrably moist, thrust, repeat…”
Thanks for the update… I always quote that as “Happy Scrappy Speckled Pup”
I don’t know why, but one of my favorites is when the evicted woman (with the ruse) from the video store is tossed to the tune of something like “and don’t bother coming back” you get a background “YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH” from Jay, loitering from the front curb of the store. That was just plain hilarious to me.
I accidentally let my sister see it when she was 10, for the next 4 years the word snowball was banned from being said around our mum :).
Pessor, Randall’s line was “You’re not allowed to rent here any more!”
Thanks, Kat
One more… (I’m sure I’ll miss the exact " ")
“Hey, does anybody have any balls down there?”
“About the biggest pair you’ve ever seen, dingleberry!”