BERZERKER!
Can you guess what dvd I finally got yesterday?
That was the first and only dvd I have. I loaned it out and just got it back Monday after 5months… Snooch!
That’s his “metal face.”
Did he say “Would you like to making fuck?”?!?
Hehehe… great movie. Oh well, I’m not even supposed to be here today.
Now that I have it on dvd, I can officially disconnect my vcr.
37?!?!?
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot.
Did he just say “making fuck”?
TORN . . . BETWEEN . . . TWO . . . QUOTES!
“Oh . . . and ‘Happy Slappy Hero Pup.’”
Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader’s his father, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that’s what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of muppets.
“My love for you is ticking clock – BERSERKER!
Would you like to suck my cock – BERSERKER!”
“That’s beautiful, man!”
“My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!”
“In a row?”
“I could do without the customers at the video store.”
“Which ones?”
“All of them.”
I don’t appreciate your ruse ma’am.
[sub]My what?[/sub]
Your ruse, your clever attempt to trick me.
Steven
“That? That’s a Trach ring.”
“Eeh!”
“Keep it.”
duh-nuh duh-nuh duh-nuh
Salsa shark!
Man goes in the cage.
Cage in the salsa.
Shark’s in the salsa…
Our shark.
… “We’re going to need a bigger boat!”
I know I’m gonna mess up this one…
“You think that’s embarassing? You should hear how my cousin died.”
“How’d he die?”
“Broke his neck.”
“What’s so embarassing about that?”
“He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.”
Dante: But you hate people!
Randall: Yes, but I love gatherings. Isn’t it ironic?
And because I used to work at a video store:
Randall: They always rent the most intellectually devoid flicks on the racks.
Customer: Oooooh! Navy Seals!
Okay, I’ve allowed a respectful pause to give others a chance to post it if they wish, so, without further ado, the second quote:
“I mastrubate caged animals for artificial insemination.”
“Try thinking for yourselves before you pelt an innocent man with cigarettes!”
“What kind of convienence store do you run here?”
You’re a chewlies gum rep!