My mama said that your life is a gift
and my mama said there’s much weight you will lift
and my mama said leave those bad boys alone
and my mama said be home before the dawn
and my mama said you can be rich or poor
but my mama said you can be big or small!
Called your mama, 'bout three or four nights ago
Called your mama, 'bout three or four nights ago
Your mama said “Son, don’t call my daughter no more.”
It’s like my mother always told me
rana rana rana rana rana
and codeine and goddamit, you little motherfucker
If you ain’t got nothin’ nice to say then don’t say nothin’
Later I tried to call you
Your mama told me you weren’t there
She told me don’t bother to call again
Unless I cut off all my hair
I get so tired of sneakin’ around
Just to get to your back door
I crawled past the garbage and
Your mama jumped out, screamin’
“Don’t come back no more”
And mama used to say: “Take your time young man”
And mama used to say: “Don’t you rush to get old”
And mama used to say: “Take it in your stride”
And mama used to say: “Live your life, Live your life, Live your life, oh…!”
Otherwise, all that springs to mind immediately is the Genesis song, but I can’t remember any lyrics except ‘MAMA!!’ so I don’t know if she SAID anything or just got sang at really dramatically.
Oh, my mama loves me, she loves me
She get down on her knees and hugs me, oh she loves me like a rock
She rocks me like the Rock of Ages
She love me, love me, love me, love me
Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia’s busy, too busy to come to the phone…
My momma she once told me “now don’tcha love you any man
Just take what they may give you and give out what you can
And you can sing in the sunshine you’ll laugh every day you can sing in the sunshine, and then be on your way.”
Of course “my mother told me to pick the very best one, peach pear apple plum and you are not IT”
Since Tangent paved the way for musical theatre contributions, from Footloose:
Mama says don’t use a toaster while standing in the shower
Now who can argue with that
Mama says don’t hold your breath for longer than an hour
The woman knows where it’s at
…
Mama says don’t buy a chandelier 'less you got a ceiling
I don’t know what that’s about
Mama says don’t chew on tinfoil unless you like that feeling
Somehow she figured that out
My mama had some great advice, so I put it in the words of this song. I can still hear the lady saying:
“Boy, I see you sitting out there all alone
Crying your eyes out cos the woman you love is gone.
There’s gonna be a whole lotta trouble in your life
But listen to me, get up off your knees, cos only the strong survive.”