Recently, I sort of accidentally fell into starting a business as a housekeeper. I did one thing for one person, and it sort of snowballed.
Anyway, I got some business cards. The cards are simple; they have the open-source skeleton I’ve been using, and they say
“Friendly * Discreet * Ethical.”
I showed the cards to my really good friend, and he said, “What exactly do you mean by ‘ethical’?”
And so just for fun, and because I really can’t help myself, I have made up little humorous brochures delineating what I mean by “ethical.”