Or you know, not. 
Never tell them!
Don’t you see??? When we’re all growing up as kids, we always ask ourselves, why aren’t the neighbors naked? And now you’re living the dream! Don’t ruin it!!
She already did. No idea why she did, though.
Well, they are only required in cat threads.
(And pussy doesn’t count – though it seems that’s not involved here, either.
Carl’s Junior does not mean what you think it does.
I burning your when you someone eat it??
Happy Lenderdevver (sp?) - doesn’t sound like a telephoto lens is needed!
Neither flatlined nor anyone else here seems to have taken up my suggestion, which was to chat them up, get to know them, then maybe you could eventually join them hot tubbing. If you think they’re so cute, as you’ve repeatedly mentioned, why in the world didn’t you pursue that angle? Who knows, they might have been open to inviting others to join them, once you get on at least speaking-friendly terms, even if you are not of their preferred parity. They might simply be into not tubbing, even nude hot tubbing, as a friendly social activity that can be done with friends and neighbors.
Maybe it’s not too late. Hey, it may still be possible.
She was trying to be the master of her domain.
Reminds me of when I was a kid. I had a friend whose next door neighbor sed to sunbathe nude on her pool deck. Oddly enogh, she always donned a bikini to swim.
I live in a retirement complex. I don’t ever want to see any of my neighbors naked. And I’m willing to bet they feel the same about me.
You misspelled. You need to put an ‘i’ over there.
You really should have let someone else preside over your marriage to your sister. It’s a special day.
What?
She did. That’s what caused this whole thread to begin with!
Great. Now that flatlined’s story is all straightened out, let’s start on this one.
Now that is sweet! They’re really fitting into the neighborhood.
This. Live and let live is the best policy.
Love this idea. I may tweak it for the kids who sit in the church parking lot by my house looking for a wifi connection.
I know right? I am still confused as to whether the OP is a man or woman!
And why did the crazy neighbor give them the glare of death? What for?
Lol, the crazy neighbour thing was covered in another thread about noise and neighbours.
The OP is female, the nude couple is gay (and to add to the confusion are refered to as “Carl”, both of them), the crazy neighbour is a Cat Lady.
There’s a rumor Ted McGinley is going to play a down-on-his-luck uncle who moves in next season.