My paralegal was in Nashville for a week. She brought back presents. My present is a salt and pepper shaker arrangement comprised of two pigs, where one pig is doing the other doggystyle.
The bubble wrap that enclosed said salt and pepper shakers was pouch-shaped, and it now adorns my head like a translucent, squeaky coonskin cap.
That is all.
Maybe dogs do it piggystyle. Ever think about that, you anti-porcinist?
No pics?
I had not. I shall consider my ignorance preliminarily fought. Perhaps if you are all very fortunate, I will bless this subforum with a photograph of these Nashvillian treasures.
Arguably NSFW
Behold:
So, can they alternate? Or is the pepper always the catcher?
I’m certain there is a Tennessee joke in here somewhere.
Instead, could I ask you to pass me the giver?
Which is worse, the pigs or JFK where the salt comes out of holes in the back of his head?
You decide.
Gotta love agri-humor.
I love you, and you, and you. Thank you. 
I can see the orifices through which one would receive one’s salt, but, ummm… Just exactly where does the pepper emerge?