The thread title, of course, is by William S. Gilbert, with an assist credited to Sir Arthur Sullivan and D’Oyly Carte (because the carte’s wheeles squeaked, that’s why! ;)):
Now, my understanding of the definition of the term “terrorist” is that it is an individual who does villianous, violent acts to persons who may or may not in objective reality have any connection with the issue incensing the terrorist, but whom he stereotypes into a group “deserving” blame for that issue which incenses him. And his purpose in doing so is, of course, to instill fear in the general populace, to the end that they will support the rectification of what he sees as an evil. Hence the 19 terrorists of 9/11 attacked the WTC, the Pentagon, and whatever the flight brought down in Pennsylvania’s target was supposed to be, not because those whom they killed in fact had any culpability for Americans being in Arab lands, or whatever the particular evil motivating them was in their minds, but because the resulting fear of terrorist attacks might, in their view, move Americans to pull troops out of Saudi Arabia, which they were “desecrating.”
According to Our Government ™, this makes all persons associated with Al Qaeda, other Arab activist groups, and those whom the government accuses of being associated with Al Qaeda or other Arab activist groups, into terrorists ipso facto. And because terrorists are such a danger to America, they are therefore not entitled to the normal rights extended to the accused under our system of justice. Since The Government has pronounced them guilty of terrorism, for reasons it is precluded by national security from making public, they are therefore guilty of terrorism without the need for trial, and must be sequestered indefinitely in a place conveniently beyond the reach of the courts in order to ensure that The American Way of Life is protected from them.
Further, in order to protect us against terrorism, we are obliged to forego some of our historical expectations of freedom (such as traveling on intercity mass transit without submitting to inspection, freedom from wiretapping without warrant issued beforehand and specifying probable cause, etc.). And we are required to support, by our taxes, incursions into other states, principally in the Middle East, because The Government ™ claims that they are, or might be, or had idle thoughts towards someday being, a Serious Threat to America. And once there, any atrocities committed by Our Boys are to be carefully swept under the carpet, because “you can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.”
Hmmm. Acts of violence. Against a stereotyped group. For reasons that may or may not be objectively valid. For purposes of instilling fear in the general populace. In order to win their support towards the desired ends of the people commanding the acts of violence.
Damn, that sounds familiar.
I wonder if the policies governing the identification of terrorists and the appropriate treatment of them will still be in place on and after January 20, 2009.
It would be poetic justice.