I don’t really know. I have not actually gotten syphilis yet, only promises. You, know, the STD is in the mail, that sort of thing.
I am sort of expecting hold it in one hand size, give or take. I suppose a giant plague virus, big enough to hug would be ok, but at five or six dollars each, I am pretty much expecting smallish teddy bear range.
Tris
My son in law came in while I was looking at the site.
“I’ve never heard of a disease called hat before.”
It was listed under the rarest of the diseases, the ones labeled “merchandise”.
E. coli is about six inches long.
My girlfriend gave me whooping cough - pleasantly understated, which isn’t something I expected to say about one of the noisier ailments.
Oh jeez adorable! Bring it to show my sister, would you please?
I’ve learned something new today:
Pox = syphilis
Clap = gonorrhea
Hee! That’s the one I want.
So, my diseases came today!
I now have the clap, the pox, the flu, HIV, and the Black Death!
And I am going to a party tomorrow!!
Tris
That’s okay, Tris. I have a stock of Cipro.
Heheheh, don’t people tend to get the dread diseases AFTER the party?
I hope you will take them with you. Very cute things. 
(How sad that the only birthday I can think of coming up soon is my mother’s. I might have to skip the furry microbe fro that one).
what, no clostridiums, no niesseria meningitidis?
fucking amateurs
My kids have the flu and dust mites.
Love that site!
I have the black death, but it got stuck in the corner of a bag I was washing, and went through the washer. All of my clothes had the plague, the washer too. I still get black fuzz out of the dryer every once in a while, and the plague is now about a half its original size.
-Lil
OK!
I went to a party, and almost immediately gave The Clap to a minor! I think pretty much everyone passed around SDTs all day. It was fun!
Tris
I gave my wife Hepatitis several years ago. Only fair, since she insists on bringing her research home.
Damn, it was my birthday this week and I never told anyone that I want malaria. Next year, maybe.
My friend just found out that he had Mono , so I did what any good friend would. I gave it to him before he could give it to me!
I also got some for myself though!
-foxy
Indeed an excellent gift. Our pathologist recently left to work for a biotech company and I found myself pondering whether to give her Ulcers or the Black Death.
Hee! I’m ordering Bookworm, E.coli and the common cold for my friend’s birthday!