So I had the Sinus Infection From Hell[sup]TM[/sup] a while back and my Dr. put me on some super-heavy-duty antibiotics for 2 weeks.
For some reason, these ABs made me swell up like a marshmellow - serious water retention.
During this time, I bought some new pants. They were too big when I bought them, so I had them taken in - I picked them up, and they fit perfectly. This was custom tayloring - they were perfect.
Fast foward to today. I decide to wear my new pants again and I chuck them on and head out.
I’ve been sitting here in my office checking out the pants. They’re HUGE!.
I can fit BOTH of my hands/arms, all the way down my pants at the same time. :eek:
(Yes it looks very goofy when I do this, for anyone who’s wondering.)
Imagine - these pants are at least 2 sizes too big. They’re huge. I’m going to have to get them taken in again, because I love them deeply.
But - who the heck knew that penicilin would make you retain water like that?
That should be “You can fit
Anything you want
In Alice’s tailored pants.”
Better rhythm with the “tailored” part there.
I can fit both my hands down my pants, but that’s 'cause I lost 30 pounds and haven’t been near a clothing store since. But me putting objects in my pants isn’t nearly as interesting as alice doing so.
You need to listen to some Lee Press On & The Nails, specifically “Everybody’s doin’ the big-pants dance.”
*You can put anything you want in Alice’s roomy pants
There are various words and fonts in Alice’s roomy pants
Surf right in and go around to the back
Just a half a smile from the wiseass crack
You can put anything you want in Alice’s roomy pants
Excepting Alice.*
Obviously we’re waiting for twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as, including pictures of the approach, the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that’s not to mention the aerial photography.
