My plot to cheat the US Gov't out of gobs of money failed!

I had this great plot today, where I was going to switch my major to General Studies, and graduate this spring, come back in the fall as a FAFSA-independent man, get oodles of Pell Grants since I don’t have those pesky parents messing me up, and be all excited.

Financial aid tells me that postgrads don’t get Pell Grants. I am sad.

So now, I’m going to look at the General Studies degree path anyways, because I think it’d be nice to get out of here early, and then go on to pharmacy school anyways.

(I hate you, Pell Grant program!)