Excerpt from http://www.afn.org/~hypnosis/
VOTE FOR SYLENCE
I promise to DEREGULATE hypnosis and crack down on government abuse of implanted command phrases! NEVER AGAIN will you be manipulated by subliminal messages on television! The time has come to say NO to regulated hypnosis! Vote Sylence!
– Sylence
<blink>. . . you will vote for me you will vote for me. . .</blink>
And now, for my next trick, I will talk in spooky half-references.
I… Will… Vote… For… Sylence…
I… Will… Vote… For… Sylence…
Hey, Sylence, I got your motto all ready:
Sylence: Quiet Leadership in a Noisy Country
I… Will… Vote… For… Sylence…
I… Will… Vote… For… Sylence…
Yer pal,
Satan
I don’t want to, but there’s something about the way he spells his name with a “Y”.
Must vote for Sylence…
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Geez, what a lackluster response.
Well, I thought it was funny.
. . . hello?
– Sylence
And now, for my next trick, I will talk in spooky half-references.
There is no response because we’re all glued to our monitors waiting for your next command.
Must… obey…Sylence…
It’s Halloween weekend, master. Most people are too tanked to recieve your instructions…
Must vote for Sylence again…
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
why do I have this urge to vote for sylence as Prez?.. I am an avid non voter.
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Okay, then, it’s time for some campaign contributions. Take out your checkbooks and. . .
– Sylence
And now, for my next trick, I will talk in spooky half-references.
contributes all the money she doesn’t have
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Vote…for…Sylence…
Vote…for…Sylence…
Vote…for…Sylence…
Gee…I hope he doesn’t make us remember past lives…This one sucks enough for 4 lifetimes…
Vote…for…Sylence…
Vote…for…Sylence…
YO-HO, ME HEARTIES! ALL HANDS ON DECK FOR THE MUSICAL BATTLE AT SEA!