My real parents are Marilyn Monroe and Billy Bob Thornton.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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It must be true! that’s the only way to explain my:

kind of sexy but child-like voice,

hour-glass figure,

goofy hillbilly accent,

big ol’ goofy teeth,

odd personality.

So who are YOUR real parents?

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Archie and Edith Bunker.

You had to grow up in my house to understand but watching All In The Family was sometimes like watching a home video.

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That was a really, really great OP; since I read it, I’ve been trying hard to come up with a suitable pair of parents for me (other than my real ones, of course; I resemble them in many, many ways).

OK: how 'bout Goldie Hawn and Dick Cavett?

  • Curly blond hair

  • Fits of total stereotypical blond goofiness

  • Skinniness

  • Usually serious intellect

  • Wide-ranging interests, from 16th-century proto-English-novels to present-day African politics to an obsession with hurricanes to frequently practicing my (terrible) Japanese calligraphy

  • I really, really love beer. (So does Dick Cavett; I have a bizarre story from 1986 or '87 to prove that, but it’s very long and I don’t feel like typing it out at this point, so trust me.)

Again: great OP; I’m still grinning.

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Dolly Parton and John Denver - and please don’t ask me why. I’ve spent years paying off my child psychologist bills

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I dedicate this thread to my parents, Ayn Rand and God.

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Woody Allen and … and I dunno. Scott Adams. :smiley:

BTW, hillbilly queen, from your pic it’s easy to see which one gave you your looks, and it ain’t BBT…

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:slight_smile: [trying hard not to let my big goofy smile escape.]