My related story #1:
I lived in Fresno. Had a friend in San Francisco. He was an older guy (about 65 or so), in somewhat decrepit condition, alcoholic, and usually drunk when I talked on the phone with him. I had never seen his (then-)current home (one floor of a two-floor flat), but he had described it as being impenetrably cluttered, including piles of empty wine bottles. He had mentioned to me that sometimes he fell down (or tripped over a pile of wine bottles) and had a hard time getting up. We had long conversations, and he had to excuse himself every ten minutes or so to go pee or shit. His upstairs neighbors were two long-time friends of his.
So I’m talking to him one evening, and he excuses himself, and I waited for him to come back to the phone.
And waited.
And waited.
And waited.
After about 15 or 20 minutes, I begin to notice some very faint and sporadic noises in the distant background – some kind of distant commotion, every several minutes. After a while, I thought I could just begin to make out that it was somebody saying something. After a few more minutes, I managed to convince myself that it just might sound like somebody periodically calling for help.
I had read a story somewhere about someone in New York who had some sudden emergency while talking to someone in Sweden, and the Swedish party called his local emergency number, who somehow managed to relay the message to the New York police, who saved the guy. So I thought, now is my chance to try that!
I called 911 (in Fresno) and asked if they could connect me to S. F. Emergency. No they couldn’t. But they gave me a phone number (non-emergency) for S. F. Police. So I called that – don’t remember exactly how that failed, but I wasn’t able to get through to anybody. So I called Fresno 911 again and explained that. They sounded a bit annoyed that I was calling about somebody in San Francisco who might be calling for help.
But, they asked me the phone number and address. I gave them my friend’s name and phone number. I had the address on some scrap of paper right almost at my fingertips but couldn’t find it just at the moment. They said they would call S. F. Police and tell them.
Fifteen minutes later, my friend in S. F. calls me back, offering me a thousand thank yous for calling the police. It seems that Fresno 911 followed through, and S. F. police followed through. Somehow, given just his name and phone, they found his address and went there. They somehow got the attention of his friends upstairs, who went in and found him.
He had a sudden great need to go take a shit (IBS or whatever), but had tripped on a pile of wine bottles, and couldn’t get up again, and apparently ended up shitting himself where he lay. His friends and/or the police found him like that, and picked him off the floor. (Apparently he wasn’t injured.)