Sometimes when I watch Drew Carey I think Mimi’s outfit is really cute.
Don’t tell anyone.
Signed,
Anonymous
Cute like “I want to wear that” or cute like “I want to hire her for my 6-year-old’s birthday party?”
Cute like, “Wow, she looks great in that! I would wear it if it didn’t have those big puffy sleeves/flowers coming out of the arse/six food head dress.”
In fact, one day she was wearing a head band just like one I own and occasionally wear. It’s leather with different colored flowers on it.
-L
SexyWriter,
Ok, listen very carefully as your life may depend on it. You see the TV there? Right, now move slowly towards it. Remember, it can only see you if you move suddenly. What you need to do is look for the button on the front that says “Power”. NO! Not that one, that’s the Volume! Good lord, you almost killed us all!! Next to it. Yes, that’s the one. Push it! Push it, SexyWriter, with all your heart and soul, like there is no tomorrow. PUSH IT LIKE THE WIND!!!
Ok, your long dark nightmare is over. You don’t have to dress like Mimi. You can dress like a SexyWriter, with is much more interesting.
You know, there is a local dopefest coming up. After a post like this, you’ll be expected to make quite the fashion statement.
But SxyWriters sometimes WANT to dress in wild costumes!
Do you think there’s help for me doctor? Will I pass this disturbing trait on to my children?
-L
P.S. I also think Mimi’s apartment is nice and funky. What should I do? I turned the tv off, but I can’t get it out of my head.
SexyWriter,
I understand the need to dress in funky outfits!
and the need to dress in wild costumes!
But, this is Mimi we are talking about! Has it gone too far? I hope not, but I am dubious… I didn’t realize the extent of your affliction. but perhaps, just perhaps, with the right rehabilitation, you CAN be cured.
But I haven’t ACTED on these secret desires yet. It’s only a fantasy. Okay, so I DID make myself a hairy, rainbot-colored scarf. I haven’t actually WORN it yet.
I don’t want to be cured! I want to revel in my disorder!
-L
Oh, I see. Well, then go for it! Revel in your Mimi-situde!