It’s all so clear now. I’ve been slorting when I should’ve been slotting. Thank you, Spirits of the Spellchecker!
I’m nothing if not curious.
I always thought you were hotter than your cousin. 
The Spell Checker only calls 'em as it sees 'em, friend.
Ok, I’m curious, what does the all-knowing spellchecker know about me?
You work too hard.
Next customer.
How you doin’, Jessica?
Alright, let’s give it a whirl.
An advertisement for your own spell checker? 
I am guessing that Plynck = plank.
And what cruel fate will befall zweisamkeit?
So don’t eat the asparagus if you don’t like it!
I wonder what it thinks about me.
The Spell Checker canna change the laws of physics!
Spell Checker sees a whole lotta shakin goin’ on beneath your surface!
Don’t knock it; it could have been glockenspiel.
Am I really the last of the mohicans?
All set to bite, chew and spit.
You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out…
Doesn’t get much hokeyer than that!
I’m not expecting much…
Spell Checker sez in another life, you lived in a small town in Northwest Netherlands. Danke je wel!