Since you people seems to enjoy stories about people doing really dumb things I thought I would share my latest adventure in stupidity. I was unable to sleep and was walking around my house a couple of months ago. I heard a sound outside and walked out to investigate. I quickly realised that it was a police helicopter with a spotlight aparently looking for a bad guy. I was casually watching the light until it suddenly swung around into my backyard. My first thought was that someone standing in their backyard, fully dressed in the middle of the night would arouse their curiousity and result in a big pain in the ass. So the reaction my brain came up with was to sprint back in the house as soon as the spotlight hit me.
About 30 seconds later the studpidity of this reaction occured to me, right as I started to hear sirens. Now there are two cop cars in my driveway and one in the alley behind my house. The cop pretty much accepted my explaination, but wanted to do a quick walkthrough of the house, I guess to make sure no was being held hostage or something. Right about then I remember that sitting in plain view on mt coffee table is a little baggie(umm one of my friends must have left it there). So still in a brain-addled state I’m trying to come up with the perfect reason why, that even though nothing is wrong, but he still can’t come into my house. Fortunately their radio’s went off requesting assistance and they just left.