I’m flattered, OpalCat. Thank you.
Actually, IIRC, Dark Lords do have weaknesses. Look around a bit for a ring. A plain gold band is the typical manifestation. Once you put it on you’ll be invisible(or so my wife tells me). Tossing it into an active volcano should ruin his day.
Enjoy,
Steven
You’re a lucky girl, THIS is a coool, cool guy you’ve got here!!!
Sauron this is the best OP I’ve EVER read here.
Sorry about your leg!
Now, if only I could return to a normal state or breathing all would be well…
I meant to ask this before: who wrote this constitution? More to the point, Sauron, what was your incentive for ratifying it?
(Don’t tell me you traded the tiebreaking vote to your wife for nothing! Dark lords are supposed to be better negotiators than that!)
Of course, I can’t think of a nicer person to have a tiebreaking vote.
…Once again the case of a woman interpreting things just a little differently than they are. You should see me put words to a tone of voice…
him “but I said I liked it.”
me “no you didn’t. you said you liked it.”
How often do you put your clothes into the closet? Just asking. Maybe your wife is just using the space you don’t use.
Y’know, when I was living in Myrtle Beach, a female blues singer (Kerry, of the Kerry Michaels Band) used the line on stage, “You know, southern women don’t sweat. We glow.. Right now, ah’m glowin’ like a pig!”
That’s the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that line.
I would answer your question, Interrobang!?, but unfortunately I don’t have the rulebook for our marriage. Aries28 keeps the only copy of that document, and I have to ask her for clarification whenever there’s a rules dispute. She consults the manual and tells me the outcome, similar to the way the Catholic Church administered the Bible in the 1100s.
As to my incentive for ratifying it … you mean I had a choice?
This is actually somewhat amusing, because I’m the one who tends to put away my clothes on a more frequent basis than my lovely wife. Not that she’s a slob, by any means.
When trying to decide who was right about what was said between my wife and I, I always remember the immortal words of Will Rogers…
“There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.”