Scylla, dude, my favorite poster of all time, hands down.
No need to defend your OP, I LOVED it… anyone who doubts the solidity of your relationship with your wife (she’s NOT mentally imbalanced, folks, really) need only go back and read some of your old ‘tribute’ posts.
I know exactly where you’re coming from. You crack me up every time.
As a 21-year marriage veteran, I decree you should get Double Bitching Credit [sup]tm[/sup] for the Liverwurst Sandwich Incident.
Not that it balances out the snowplow thing, but still.
Here’s another Thread the bastard 
posted about his wife!!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=67171&highlight=wife
Scylla, dude …
I just don’t know what to say, man.