Mysterious whirlpool develops of Sydney coast

Where’s Dr. Dometone when you need him?

Yes, I happened to be re-reading the book these past few days, so it was in my head. I figured most Dopers would recognize it.

Cthulhu?

See post #25. :dubious:

Part of my plan is to allow you to believe that it’s your plan.

A can of Foster’s ought to do nicely, then.

Ah, I love the South Pacific. I think I’ll go for a swim.

La la la… swimming is fun… doo da doo… Wait… I’m in a strange current. Omg it’s a whirlpool! It’s sucking me in! Oh no! OH THE HUMANITY. I’m going under…rrra… grgle… sputter.

With my last breathe, I curse Zoidberg!!!1