Mysterious whirlpool develops of Sydney coast

Where’s Dr. Dometone when you need him?

[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]
It’s lifted from Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, copyright 1990. So, about 17 years old.
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Yes, I happened to be re-reading the book these past few days, so it was in my head. I figured most Dopers would recognize it.

Cthulhu?

[QUOTE=OpalCat]
Yes! Step 1 of my master plan is working!

Step 3: Profit!
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See post #25. :dubious:

[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
See post #25. :dubious:
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Part of my plan is to allow you to believe that it’s your plan.

[QUOTE=Pochacco]
A small barrel though. Large objects are, as a general rule, sucked in more rapidly.
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A can of Foster’s ought to do nicely, then.

Ah, I love the South Pacific. I think I’ll go for a swim.

La la la… swimming is fun… doo da doo… Wait… I’m in a strange current. Omg it’s a whirlpool! It’s sucking me in! Oh no! OH THE HUMANITY. I’m going under…rrra… grgle… sputter.

With my last breathe, I curse Zoidberg!!!1