I had a Greek salad last night and as I usually do, I just kinda avoided the olives. I’ve never liked the taste or the texture.
But about half the olives weren’t the normal shiny, patent-leather black olives I’m used to seeing in salads. These were sort of purple/brown, a little mushy looking and, when I tasted them, they were hyper-salty, olive-oily and wonderful…a little mushy maybe, but fantastic.
The only thing the shiny black “olives” were good for was to put on the ends of your fingers and chase your little brother arount the Thanksgiving table making monster noises. They went well with Cheez-Whiz-stuffed celery.