Basically, Jamie applied furniture stain to his ball of poo, and Adam was adamant that “polishing” meant to bring out a natural luster to the substance without using an artificial stain or polishing agent.
Oh, merde.
Psst - bird is the word.
That’s what I inferred.
As I’ve inferred, it was “shit,” not “turd.”
I have to pick that nit. I shall restrain myself, since we’re not in the Pit.
Adam was telling Jamie that they were going to test a certain adage, but the Discovery network bleeped the last bit. Jamie then asked, “What about…?” but someone censored the word again (the twit!). I don’t specifically recall if the word “a” was left unbleeped, but it’s pretty clear what the two offensive words were… at least, from where I sit.
Not that I give a whit.
I think that I shall never see,
A turd with polishability.
Jamie thought wax was just a nit,
Frankly I don’t give a shit.
I actually liked this episode, and I think I’m going to give a try at that Japanese Mud Ball thing.
Seemed kinda cool, in a geeky “I have to much free time” kinda way.
Eveybody’s heard about the turd
t-t-t-turd, turd, turd, t-turd’s the word
a well a, t-turd, turd, turd …
DOPESLAPS Peter Morris
This was one of their more lame episodes. They are clearly running out of things to do.
I’d be more impressed if they tested my favorite saying: “If you’re forced to eat a turd, it’s best not to nibble at it.”