This sounds like the beginning of a very fun weekend!
EDIT: Well, if the Viagra weren’t fake. The fake money could be passed off somewhere I’m sure.
From the North Korean article:
And it makes skin fair! Awesome!
Is Kim Jong-Il the inventor? Wouldn’t surprise me if the North Koreans claimed he was.
Our Dear Leader has given us the most healthful and advanced energy drink in the whole world, so that we may work longer hours in the factories and fields and be ever more vigilant against the American Criminals. Soon we will be a nation of immortal super beings, recognized by the entire world as the most advanced, most wise and most auspicious nation on all of the Earth!
Just please, dear god, give us some rice!
Since he is the inventor of everything, of course all praise goes to Kim Jong-Il! He works endlessly and tirelessly to improve the wonderful life of all of his worshipful subjects. Why he works so hard he even missed the last Mass Games, and 8000 participants had to perform without his inspiring and illustrious presence. The man is truly a saint…er, god.
Long live The General!
But as long as American drink Red Bull, we will have air superiority.
hic
But don’t be silly, there are no free radicals in North Korea.
And you win the thread.
Which goes a long way toward explaining Tony Stark. . .
Agreed.
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I thought they’d discovered something similar to the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, but with ingredients available on Earth.
Does it involve kim chi?
Seoulent Green? Ah no, wrong Korea…
Kim Jong-il pees in every vat. God pee is revivifying. All his people can then have part of him as themselves to cherish.
I think they are crediting scientists in this one. I’m sure they made it for the General, though.
He should drink it. He looks like he needs it. I swear, he looks like he could die any minute. Probably all that Hennesy.
Now I ain’t too smart, but from these here parts, we call that neurogenesis, mostly in them smeller “olfactory” systems thing.