Naked and Afraid and Violating Lockdown

I have been started by an opossum, and it didn’t do anything but stand there. I physically jumped into the air and screamed.

Deer are much bigger, and they can make a loud snort when started.

You can definitely be startled by a deer, though unless the deer is cornered it’s probably going to run away faster than you are. If the deer is cornered, it can definitely hurt you if it feels that is necessary.

What is the stat, more people are killed every year by cows than by sharks? I have indeed faced a few cows with attitude.

In that case, it’s probably because they ran into a cow on a road.

Not necessarily. I have never seen a wild shark, but I have had an angry bull run head-first into a horse I was riding.

We don’t have too many shark ranchers in the world.

Ah, but what if they were startled by a deer with a frickin’ laser beam attached to its head?

Fair point

If I were caught by surprise by a six-point cow, or even a six-point opossum, I’d be scared too.

So scared you run so deep in the woods you get lost?

An I the only person here who hears this in Marissa Tomei’s voice?