You can still find surprises even after years of hearing it all.
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I suppose to top this story, it will have to be about a necrobeastialaity pimp. Remember you heard that the term necrobeastiality pimp here first. I’m not typing that into Google to check.
What an entrepreneur! A real American!
I think practitioners prefer the term “inter-species loving” to “bestiality”.
What’s wrong with you?!
It’s “inter-species erotica.”
How insensitive.
I actually witnessed a necrobeastiality show once so it does exist but you don’t need a pimp for it. Some extreme rednecks get a little too excited about their kills on doe day especially after a fifth of Jack. If you can think it, they will come.
I want to hear more… but at the same time… I don’t…
… THEY FUCKED A DEAD ANIMAL? WITH THEIR DICKS?!? THEY PUT THEIR DICKS INTO A DEAD ANIMAL’S ASS/PUSSY?!
Ahem. Excuse me.
I’m trying not to think about why a bestiality ranch had mice, not to mention why they had to be euthanized.
I didn’t read the linked article in detail. This revelation has me in tears.
I know necrobeastiality exists. People have been prosecuted for it. I specifically meant necrobeastiality pimping where somebody pays instead of finding one on their own.
It’s fairly work safe. No pictures or details beyond saying there was video of a guy and large dogs.
Shagnasty now I will forever suspect the link between your name and this deer episode you watched.
Douglas Spink. Of Whacome County?
I guess you couldn’t make that up.
Would everyone please stop beating this dead horse!
Apparently, based on what I have learned in this thread, it is against the law to have sex with a live animal. It’s also against the law to have sex with a dead animal. How far does the principle extend? If one purchased a large roast from Piggly Wiggly, could one sex the roast on down, or would that also be against the law? If not, what is the reasoning behind making it a crime to hump the carcass but not the roast?
tail removal, tied up, lubed.
You’re welcome!
Now, imagine what is says about the genitalia size of the person who can make this work.
When I was a lad, supposedly the hot set-up for pleasuring yourself was a piece of raw liver inside a toilet paper roll. Never tried it, but hey, nobody actually eats liver anyway…right?
Remind me not to invite Scumpup over for dinner.
So you’d rather eat out?
Man, that dog-pimp? He had ALL the sexy bitches!
My ribs are hurting BADLY now due to the fits of raucous, involuntary laughter that this question provoked. What’s even funnier, Scumpup, is that I don’t know if you’re being serious, or not.
I was thinking the other way around. You know: instead of gerbils.
Whatcom County.
I lived there for about 10 years. Lots of cows. Mostly alive, as far as I remember. I suppose some could have been dead, but I didn’t see them.
Seriously though, that area doesn’t get a lot of crime, but it seems to get some weird crime. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s close enough to the Canadian border that the criminals think they can “make a run for the border” if the cops come a calling.
But mice?!?
I don’t even want to think about it…